Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 21, 2012

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    This won’t take long. Did it.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    Why don’t you cast a “get lost for good” spellon her next Wiz.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 12 years ago

    The Wiz has taken lessons from Mandrake in how to gesture hypnotically.

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    we’ll spill the beans on those persuasion techniques. we owe it to ya

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    If i was the Wiz..Id have a trophy wife and a Mansion in the Swiss Alps.

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    finkd  over 12 years ago

    Wiz loves the feeling of power – it’s quite a rush.

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    Her reputation is at steak.

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    gjsjr41  over 12 years ago

    Ain’t no such thing as “too much fun”.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    It wouldn’t work on Jabba the Hut either.

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    rroush Premium Member over 12 years ago

    In the Harry Potter books, food is something that can’t be magicked out of thin air.

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    kbyrdleroy123  over 12 years ago

    Was she teleported to the store in mid-sentence?

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    your jedi witchcraft has no effect on a Hut, skywalker.

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    Loijen  over 12 years ago

    Pretty strong stuff….I gotta have a T-bone for dinner!

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Wiz is getting better. I have great hopes for him.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “These aren’t the steaks you’re looking for” !

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    gypsywolf87  over 12 years ago

    why are there cans? they weren’t even invented until well after the middle ages…and a shopping cart? idk why this is bugging me but i had to mention it…..

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