Eno: See, Fang? I'm an optimist because I see this glass as half full. Eno: Okay. Now I'm a pessimist.
But a happy drunk pessimist!
He’s finished off a lot of half filled glasses inhis time.
Glass half full or half empty? Depends on whether you are drinking or pouring.
That glass is now like the inside of Eno’s head.
Its still full. (of air)
Thanks OK Fang saw it as a fire hydrant.
The optimist says, “The glass is half-full.”The pessimist says, “The glass is half-empty.”The opportunist says, “Thanks for the beer, guys.”
Definition: A pessimist is a person who feels bad when he feels good for the fear of feeling worse before he feels better!
No, you’re an alcoholic… “Is the glass half full or half empty?” “Hmm… let’s see,” :glug: :glug: :glug: “Ah… looks empty to me!” ;-)
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comicgos over 12 years ago
But a happy drunk pessimist!
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
He’s finished off a lot of half filled glasses inhis time.
tr.phipps over 12 years ago
Glass half full or half empty? Depends on whether you are drinking or pouring.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
That glass is now like the inside of Eno’s head.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Its still full. (of air)
Imacyn over 12 years ago
Thanks OK Fang saw it as a fire hydrant.
runar over 12 years ago
The optimist says, “The glass is half-full.”The pessimist says, “The glass is half-empty.”The opportunist says, “Thanks for the beer, guys.”
numerics over 12 years ago
Definition: A pessimist is a person who feels bad when he feels good for the fear of feeling worse before he feels better!
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
No, you’re an alcoholic… “Is the glass half full or half empty?” “Hmm… let’s see,” :glug: :glug: :glug: “Ah… looks empty to me!” ;-)