Monty by Jim Meddick for March 05, 2012
Transcript:
Guard: OK, guards! What are we gonna do out there today?! Voices: STAND! STAND! STAND! Guard: And what are we gonna do if a visitor tires to photograph or touch artwork or consume food or beverages in a gallery?! Voices: TELL THEM NOT TO! Man: Man... these morning motivation sessions get me totally PUMPED!
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
What can I say? The comic strip failed to get me motivated. On second thought why am I writing this?
Commentator almost 13 years ago
Off topic but… whatever happened to Chimpy?
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
That guy giving the pep talk is really tall
PICTO almost 13 years ago
How about the water spinning in the drain thing? If your standing on your head in the heat of winter with sun shining at midnight does the water spin the other way when you flush the toilet?
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
looks more like ‘bloated’.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I wish MY bosses would try to motivate me! Instead they say crap like: “You don’t get a washroom break until someone decides to show up and relieve you … that break will be 10 minutes maximum.”
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
There’s nothing like a MOTIVATED gallery guard! Today the gallery, tomorrow the world?
tbritt99 almost 13 years ago
Dweeb.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Moondog McHorny appears to be suitabley motivated.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Motivate! Motivate!Ain’t that great!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
sammy, once again you have spelled Obama wrong. Are you republican or just retarded?……………Ha!…like there’s a difference between being a republican and being self centered and retarded…. Conservatives obviously don’t have a sense of humor and worship Satan…pathetic…(like Rush, I’ll claim later that I was joking when I said it) and he shouldn’t get upset about it. Don’t worry, we will preserve a fetus of a conservative in the lab for research purposes, but seriously they are bad for the country and have to go. They are evil incarnate! Hear me people! Conservatives want to eat all non white babies!!!! Yes! Babies! Is that what you want/ vbote republican… But hey, I’m just joking……. Just like Rush and people who think he is human…