Monty by Jim Meddick for March 16, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Well, it looks like the raccoon's back in the neighborhood... and apparently someone's let down his guard duties... Whoa. Whoa. Don't be a chicken! You're not running away from your responsibility this time! With the proper protective gear and weaponry, you should prove more than a match for any mangy trash-muncher.
chireef over 12 years ago
fleshy would just turn it on him…
chireef over 12 years ago
or better yet on that rich brat next door
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
He’s ready to defend himself from a marshmallow…
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Isn’t that meant to be an electric cattle prod with which Fleshy has been armed? Hockey helmet and gloves, but instead of a hockey stick, a prod. Fleshy might just be a match for a raccoon (even so, I was surprised to see him make a rather uncharacteristic run for it in panel 2)….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Funny to see Monty grab Fleshy, and pick him up, as though he were… I dunno… a pet cat or something.
featherweight over 12 years ago
Ha! Love it :)
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
I guess Fleshy has reached that fork in the road where he needs to tune -in and make use of that tuning fork he has as a weapon before the Cincinnati Bengals take his head wear back.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Kind of like a baseball dad. “Stay in the box, Timmy! Don’t bail out! Ooooo, that’s got to hurt. Take your base!”
nitromicro over 12 years ago
Fleshy looks like a reject from American Gladiator.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
Try a towel soaked with ammonia to get rid of raccoons.
slhansen07 over 12 years ago
You don’t stand a chance, Fleshy.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
This strip left me uninspired.
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
Maybe Heathclif is at large.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Fleshy’s doing the work of three men, maybe four: Moe, Curly, Larry, and Shemp.
doris sloan over 12 years ago
Good Grief! Around here the racoons eat cats. Mean little devils! Run away Fleshy, RUN!
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Fleshy needs more protection. Those cute furballs with masks are tough, mean and nothing gets between them and their food.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
No cat is standing up to raccoon unless bobcat or bigger. Dogs don’t do well against them in a lot of cases.