Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2003
March 25, 2003
March 27, 2003
Transcript:
"What's the worst part about being a zebra?" "The knowledge that no matter what you do in life, some predator will eventually eat every last bit of you." "What's the best part?" "Cheap funerals."
[Unnamed Reader - 5e2320] about 6 years ago
zebras don’t have funerals. they all ran away.