Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2003
March 25, 2003
March 27, 2003
Transcript:
"What's the worst part about being a zebra?" "The knowledge that no matter what you do in life, some predator will eventually eat every last bit of you." "What's the best part?" "Cheap funerals."
zebras don’t have funerals. they all ran away.