Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 18, 2012
Transcript:
Miss Phelps: "Tell me one more time, Tiffanty. Why ddin't you do your term paper?" Tiffany: "Because I didn't have time" Miss Phelps: "Now let me see your nails again" Miss Phelps: "HA HA HA HA Ok now the excuse again" Tiffany: "Aren't these sessions supposed to make ME feel better?"
Bashis over 12 years ago
Typical Tiff.
rshive over 12 years ago
Hey, we always have time for important stuff.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Oh, Tiffany! You make my day!
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Love her duck lips. But yeah, she does bring humour in to the world – inadvertently.
Namrepus over 12 years ago
“Count Slur”? I guess Tiff is a “Stew Dint”?
chicken 33 over 12 years ago
Maybe Rush will make her famous.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Teachers gotta find the laughs where they can.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
If you know you’re never gonna get through to her anyway, why not have some fun at her expense?
The Old Wolf over 12 years ago
Wasn’t his name Mr. Kltpzyxm?… oh damn. poof
milania over 12 years ago
It’s really nice to see something besides GUNTHER for a change. I wish they’d put him back on the shelf and move on, already. He’s creepy.
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Ms. Phelps?
Why NOT have the students write a term paper on something that they are ACTUALLY Interested in?
Then, Phelps, You would GET a term paper from Tiff, ON TIME!
Sure it would be about Cosmetics or some stuff but it would be DETAILED and EXTENSIVE.
And Phelps, if you think that writing about cosmetics is NOT going to help Tiff later in what passes for the ‘Real’ world, consider: There’s a WHOLE lot of people out here making a WHOLE lot of Money SELLING it!
Rant OVER!
Okay, Tiff. Lets SEE those toenails, now….,
Tinyman over 12 years ago
@Namrepus:Count Slur: Wife of Count DraculaStew Dint:Cousin of Pew PillBrother of Prince A Pal
You notice in the thrird panel it it spelled right?Well anyways whoever did that is way to stoopid to spell stupid.
Tinyman over 12 years ago
Hey Lady:you should laugh at the one who did the name plate. He needs to go back to SKOOL
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 12 years ago
Glad to see the counselor has a bit of joy during her day.Hopefully Tiff will see the light someday and hopefully it isn’t when she’s 50 and has run out of options.
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
Everything is about making Tiffany feel better; the planets are out of alignment if that’s not going on.
prrdh over 12 years ago
They’re probably her agents.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Tiffany is gonna fail high school for sure.
AdrienneMalone over 12 years ago
When I was thirty, I ran into the woman who had been the most popular girl in high school. Always the perfect body, the perfect makeup, the perfect tan, the perfect life.Her breasts were sagging from too many bra-less days, her skin looked like dried leather, and she didn’t know that makeup that looked good on a teenager didn’t on a thirty-year-old.She told me that she would kill for my skin and body.It felt so good to see her!
underwriter over 12 years ago
Counselors aren’t supposed to make everyone feel better. They sort of need to “comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.” I’d say she’s doing it.
Hoodude over 12 years ago
CosmeticsGo deep intoVanity
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s nice to see the Counselor again!
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Well, she can’t just let her nails go!
Airman over 12 years ago
As Jeff Foxworthy would say, “Her cleavage is deeper than her thoughts.”
tmcleland over 12 years ago
Her nameplate says Count Slur on the first panel.
ShagsCA over 12 years ago
Can’t understand normal thinking…
dfowensby over 12 years ago
i know some dumpy clueless 20-somethings, that blame the school system for their flunking out. they’re the ones on the bus with 3 bastard kids, unkown who the father(s) were and can’t understand why they can’t get a job. heh.
stormn over 12 years ago
Reminds me of my new neighbor who borrowed some cleaning supplies…next day he was showing me his new galaxy phone……..PRIORITIES!!
melmarsh9v over 12 years ago
Mr. Mxyzptlk was in “Superman,” and Joe Btfsplk was in “Lil’ Abner.”
Airman over 12 years ago
Tiffany, oh Tiffany. To Gunther those lips could be weapons of mass destruction.
phurface over 12 years ago
Hey Evans…what’s up with the “count slur” in the first panel? LOL
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Tiddy Boom
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
it’s rare to see Mrs. Phelps so happy.