The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 10, 2012

I could be happy with 10 condiments, too.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s sauce, nor his dressings.

So now they’re only allowing us ten condiments per strip? I want my money back!

I thought he was involved with the ten commandos.

Thou shall not spill!

I think I could whittle that down to 3 at least. No ketchup, no mayo and no relish. But yes please to mustard, diced jalapenos & sauerkraut.

He’ll relish the thought of keeping them all.

Consumed on the 10 plates of Egypt

I didn’t know Moses was from Chicago. Now I know the reason it’s blasphemy to put ketchup on a hotdog around here.

He should just lead his people to McDonald’s instead.

I mustard missed that when I read the story.

Thou shalt have no gauda before me.

Don’t passover the onions on that kosher dog.

Joseph Smith read it as “10 Commitments.”

what part of the dog did you get?

With compliments to Kliban.

Thanks to GoComics for not cutting off the caption—as did the morons at Yahoo.

Sadly, “Beavis and Butt-head” made this pun in the early ‘90s. But they didn’t illustrate it.

How ’bout Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons: Salt, pepper, mustard & vinegar!

Did he get tired of eating manna?

By the time Moses puts on the yellow, white and green condiments, he may have to part with the red see.

Practice Safe Eating…always use condiments!