Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 06, 2012

They’re like rabbits! They multiply in the dark.

One or two truckloads.

What Flo means is, “Just get down to the pub and leave me in peace.”

cognitive skills go first.

Or his measurement of tins (why has the word been adulterated to “cans” here?), he actually means drums (208 litre/55 US gal).

he didnt say if its a dozen or two..

… aaannnd…. the rest are on the floor.

Whoa, when was the last time Andy went to the Fridge for a beer???

There used to be an odd lot china shop across from Harrods department store, that had a sign in their window announcing that American was spoken there.

Andy can’t win Flo’s other retort would be “you go to the pub far to often.” there is no pleasing some people.

You can never predict just how big the emergency will be.

I can never keep the fridge stocked with beer or the wine cabinet stocked with wine – when I try to do so, the stuff seems to disappear almost as quickly as I can stock it. It’s much easier to reduce consumption if there’s nothing in the house to consume.

Andy is expecting all of his creditors to come visit…..and I doubt he has NEARLY enough beer!

Since he was on the wagon, he must have forgotten how many beers were in the fridge! “Bottom’s Up!”

is that a new sweater?

He drinks far too much ANYWHERE!!!

One or two cans while you’re drinking, comes to 30 or 40 cans when you sober up ;)

If I was Andy (and thankfully I am not) I wouldn’t open any of those cans for a while.