But just at the zenith of the performance, Sgt (Acting) GI Joe of the Ballard St. Homeowner’s Vigilante appears and insists that Francis either stifle his cats or suffer the wrath of the BS HOA.
“..they are so bad they were thrown out of Dax’s just last month during their first song”_____________But you left out the REST of the story Ess…!!! Whilst on stage, the rest of the traipsing troupe stripped down to their matching paisley g-strings and to the horror of the patrons proceeded to perform their interpretation of the “1812 Overture” on each other’s pink (& puny) excuses for cowbells…. obviously counterfeit imports from Kyrgyzstan, AND… using the very same 1964-65 Volvo PV544 Sports Sedan turn signal levers reported as “missing” from the clearance bin at Marge’s Foreign Car Repair (and Seamstress Shop)…!!!! Thats when I lost it and took matters (figuratively) into my own hands…. I think I’ve accounted for all but 2 of the turn signals… but against better judgement I refrained from performing personal searches…. I heard that they, while in costume, waited for 3 hours for the TSA agents in the processing/hold room at Precinct #12…. last I heard.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
He believes himself to be the reincarnation of Liberace.
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
But just at the zenith of the performance, Sgt (Acting) GI Joe of the Ballard St. Homeowner’s Vigilante appears and insists that Francis either stifle his cats or suffer the wrath of the BS HOA.
gijoe76 almost 13 years ago
Two nights early of the full moon. What the …?
shel4 almost 13 years ago
Many thanks!
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
M2MM, not a mere A-C-T-O-R, but a disciple of Thespis: a Thespian!
rw1h almost 13 years ago
“Purple Rain”??
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
pronouncedfranz-wah
6turtle9 almost 13 years ago
Couldn’t agree more, Francis.
Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 13 years ago
FUNNY, FUNNY FUNNY, THE LOT OF YOU—FUNNY!!!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
“..they are so bad they were thrown out of Dax’s just last month during their first song”_____________But you left out the REST of the story Ess…!!! Whilst on stage, the rest of the traipsing troupe stripped down to their matching paisley g-strings and to the horror of the patrons proceeded to perform their interpretation of the “1812 Overture” on each other’s pink (& puny) excuses for cowbells…. obviously counterfeit imports from Kyrgyzstan, AND… using the very same 1964-65 Volvo PV544 Sports Sedan turn signal levers reported as “missing” from the clearance bin at Marge’s Foreign Car Repair (and Seamstress Shop)…!!!! Thats when I lost it and took matters (figuratively) into my own hands…. I think I’ve accounted for all but 2 of the turn signals… but against better judgement I refrained from performing personal searches…. I heard that they, while in costume, waited for 3 hours for the TSA agents in the processing/hold room at Precinct #12…. last I heard.
Tigressy almost 3 years ago
Well – 80 years ago today (or 70 from the strip’s date), Ernst Lubitsch’s “To be or not to be” was widely released in the USA.
Tigressy almost 3 years ago
Cleo is on a completely different note here:
https://cleoandcompany.net/march-6-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Francis is so needy….
Oops – wrong tube @cleoandcompany.net
Good morning dual purpose oboe / bazooka phans!
National Dentists, Frozen-Food and Participation Medal Day
Y’all participate in somethin’ to get your medal and not feel bad (kind of a sore spot for me).
(((((HuGz)))))