Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 07, 2012

OK, If you insist.

If you raped, you would need to be put down.

That would be impossible, since you can’t rape the willing.

This one lesson you must learnFirst you pillage, THEN you burn

Alright, enough of the rape stuff. A bit too harsh for this site, guys.

You hack with your ax , I’ll hack with mine.

Let your guard down…?Victor meet spoils.Hell,innit?

Okay, I finally had to pull out my dictionary to see what pillage really means. Turns out loot and pillage are basically synonyms. Not a lot of difference in their meanings.

Looting? There’s an App for that.

First you loot, then you burn. Very funny.