Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for March 30, 2012

I’d say Rufis’s deck is stacked.

Receptionist….You are not dealing with a full set of cards.

I laughed so hard, I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard that one…..

Does he keep a marble in is pocket also?

Yes he does.

Definitely better than the organ thing. And those are some well-behaved kittens. Unless the mayor is allergic…

“Danger Will Robinson!”

Well, these are the same colorists who made the bright gray cat food cans hot pink. Except in rare cases, daily strip coloring not done by the strip’s creator.

Melba tomorrow?