The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 30, 2012

So Stupid

Jerry, you’re giving away your ‘secret’ with that T shirt…

Thanks for pointing out that I was quoting the sign yesterday, Leaky.

DRY, from yesterday, that thing on Joy’s chin was a hair from the cook’s arm. (Hope you’re done with breakfast)

Is thatWhat Smells?Or What Smells?

Knock knock.Who’s there?The Pennys.We’re not home at this time. Please leave a message at the tone.

Morning (?) Crustwoodians…I’m a bit confused cos I’ve been dozing off…. why didn’t one of you guys wake me up so I could go to bed?Knock knock!Who’s there?Hitch.Hitch who?Gesundheit!Well, OK….it was funnier when I was 9…x_Tech, I debated that very thing a few weeks (?) ago when it was on something else…Since this time it’s Burl, more known for his…um… leaky gas valves than his discerning nose…I’ll go with an indignant “What smells?"He don’t smell no steenkin’ smells.(No offense Leaky. )

Good morning Crustwoodians.

You want to catch someone off guard, here is a joke we have done (also it has been done to me):

Hey, I got a good knock-knock joke for you!Okay, tell it.You start it off.um, okay, “knock-knock”.Who’s there? Pause for them to answer……For a few seconds they are kind of dumbstruck, while what just happened sort of sinks in. Like to see someone do this to the Pennys!

I really couldn’t keep looking at yesterday’s strip cos my stomach was already iffy….But Marg, I was going to make myself jump back into the discussion when I saw the comment about the Greece Pit, till I saw that Leaky already had your back.I thought the sign was funny too…. and that the person criticising hadn’t read the strip.I wouldn’t be all that surprised if there’s a real Greek restaurant someplace called that, especially if it features a charcoal pit for the souvlaki.I also meant to say that I thought the biggest of the several things stuck to Joy’s chin, the one on the right, was the Find-IT comb.

If I win the Mega-Millions drawing I will buy the “U-Store It” so Burl will work for me.

BWA-HA_HA HA HA!

Who ever smelt it dealt it.

Stupid. Rude. Insensitive. Clueless. Tasteless. I’ll get to the bad stuff later on.Do y’think the EPA has a team investigating gas leaks around Crustwood?

Good Morning all! @finale, why would you WANT to have Burl as an employee??

Yes. One of my favorite parts of the strip. Not always Jerry, too.

Since Burl’s heard the joke already, let’s ask him to tell it. I can’t wait.

Knock knockWho’s there?MadamMadam who?Ma-damn foot is caught in your door.

I heard that one too…. ! ! !

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ‘cause you won’t open up!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? Amosquito just bit me!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Mary Lee. Mary Lee who? Mary Lee down the stream.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Xavier. Xavier who? Xavier breath and open that door!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cousin! Cousin who? Cousin stead of opening the door, you’re making me stand here!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah way to open the door?

marg yes I was done with breakfast. I was starting lunch though! Thanks Girlfriend! SNERK!

mikie, We just did the crawfish/crabs thing………MMMMM

after one horrendous night of not sleeping, I now feel like my old self again……………so watch out Dazz

yes, he often does that. ;-)

Me thinks it’s Ms. Larsons way “looking at the camera” (ala Modern Family)

Hey mikie, the final 4 is in town, and all those tourists are going crazy over the food. You should see them being interviewed on tv………………they act like they’ve never had good groceries before!!

One of my grandsons just called today while I was cooking up some clam chowder. His family was up in Maine in childhood and we talked a little about the seafood there. They are now in Boulder and I called for his 22nd B-day yesterday. He loved the lobster up there but my fav was the mussels. I just rebooted my PC (too much action on all the webcams and other stuff)

I never cared for “knock knock” jokes even back in the days of Laugh-In. Our house got a BW TV about when I was starting HS, My favorite show was “Your Hit Parade” so I smoked Lucky Strikes, but quit smoking when I started college.

I’m still hoping to join with Marge on FB (only friends we might share are cartoonists here- Greg Evens and Rick Detorie (others are just by toon (not person)

Thanks, Leaky but I think bothe Marge and I behave better than what you imply. I know that my security may be too tight for folks to find me there but have not found how to change that

I’m SOO not into sports events that even “Idol” is more likely on my radar. I need to reset FB settings for security to aquire friends

The Jazz & Heritage Festival you might like. Tons of different kinds of music (gospel, jazz, rock etc) and myriads of different foods.

The rock band Kiss is the last act for tonight (it continues all weekend and next weekend)Another group on stage tonight is………here

My kids had posters of Kiss on their walls back when I made them use head sets for their music.