That ad is about as lame as Larry’s résumé: “Me no gud at nuthin.” If Rat’s advice to larry was “Beef this up,” maybe he should encourage Pig to “Ham it up a little.”
Honesty thy name is Pig. Seriously, how many of us wouldn’t at least somewhat follow Rat’s lead in a singles ad. Hype yourself to get people to look at you and maybe be interested. Though certainly not to Rat’s vastly inflated sense of self (let’s face it, with Rat’s ego he would believe he should replace Jonathan Goldsmith as the Dos Equis spokesman and the commericals would then all be true). And don’t mention what may be our bad points. Someone who lives with their folks and doesn’t have to pay rent might say “I never forget to pay rent” so they come away sounding responsible.Someone who isn’t considered handsome or pretty could claim “People comment on my looks.” And then here’s innocent, naive Pig being brutally honest about himself. If it weren’t for Pigita you know he’d always be staying home on the weekends. At least she goes out with him from time to time. Though this is probably a sign their relationship is in the off-again phase.
Oh, Pig! Do not be led astray by Rat! There are surely some women who WOULD respond to your starkly honest ad. In fact, I’d bet you start getting calls within a day or two!—Then, maybe, we can get rid of the vile Pigita!
I got a LOT of responses…years worth, carefully used…“Mr. WRONG is BACK…”You’re welcome. I think a sense of humor…not a lot of jokes, just an attitude…works.
I heard a guy on the radio talking about how he’dkiddingly put together a real stereotypical redneck sexist pig style personal add. It was so over the top, thousands of women got the joke and called him….Shows to go ya…
margueritem over 12 years ago
What happened to Pigita?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
That ad is about as lame as Larry’s résumé: “Me no gud at nuthin.” If Rat’s advice to larry was “Beef this up,” maybe he should encourage Pig to “Ham it up a little.”
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
The unwanted ad section.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
darn those truth in advertising laws
zero over 12 years ago
In porcinus veritas…
Gluteus Maximus over 12 years ago
Rat is my favorite character (check my Avatar), but he shouldn’t give comforting advice. He’s too much of a realist. Then again, so am I.
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Almost as depressing as those personals ads where people describe themselves as if they were an apartment for rent.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
It’s better to tell the truth; deception weaves a tangled web.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Honesty thy name is Pig. Seriously, how many of us wouldn’t at least somewhat follow Rat’s lead in a singles ad. Hype yourself to get people to look at you and maybe be interested. Though certainly not to Rat’s vastly inflated sense of self (let’s face it, with Rat’s ego he would believe he should replace Jonathan Goldsmith as the Dos Equis spokesman and the commericals would then all be true). And don’t mention what may be our bad points. Someone who lives with their folks and doesn’t have to pay rent might say “I never forget to pay rent” so they come away sounding responsible.Someone who isn’t considered handsome or pretty could claim “People comment on my looks.” And then here’s innocent, naive Pig being brutally honest about himself. If it weren’t for Pigita you know he’d always be staying home on the weekends. At least she goes out with him from time to time. Though this is probably a sign their relationship is in the off-again phase.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Oh, Pig! Do not be led astray by Rat! There are surely some women who WOULD respond to your starkly honest ad. In fact, I’d bet you start getting calls within a day or two!—Then, maybe, we can get rid of the vile Pigita!
Rainfoot over 12 years ago
I thought pigita got eaten by the roof fish.
finale over 12 years ago
Someone will bite.
rshive over 12 years ago
At least Pig’s not going to be swamped with calls.
Mr. Majestyk over 12 years ago
Truth In Advertising.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
I once put in a singles ad like that. “Fat, bald, bitter.” It got a lot of responses. I was really surprised.
Matthew Davis over 12 years ago
Change one word, and it might work:
Dear Girls,
I am not smart. I’m fat. I’m poor. And I’m ugly. Come and fix me!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
I got a LOT of responses…years worth, carefully used…“Mr. WRONG is BACK…”You’re welcome. I think a sense of humor…not a lot of jokes, just an attitude…works.
*Pearlshimmer* over 12 years ago
With that description girls will be running for him.
roidude over 12 years ago
Not so sure Pig is off-base. My Match.com profile headline read, “Unemployed and lives with parents”. It worked surprisingly well.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
I’m fat, bald, unemployed, and I live with my parents.
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
I like a pig who can be hopeful that someone will like him for who he is, take it or leave it.
the burser over 12 years ago
pig, pig, pig, when will you ever learn?
Number Three over 12 years ago
Awwwww, You’re not ugly and fat, Pig.
You’re ADORABLE!
xxx
Phatts over 12 years ago
YOU JUST NEED TO EMPHASIZE THE POSITIVE… “not likely to be stolen by your girlfriend” …
Shufflinjohn over 12 years ago
That hag Pigita manages to break up with Pig about 3 times a year. Go for it Pig !
RobinLea over 12 years ago
He should have mentioned his sensitive side. He is just a big sweetie!
hcr1985 over 12 years ago
He’s just advertising in the wrong place. He needs to go to Craiglist….look under escort services.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I heard a guy on the radio talking about how he’dkiddingly put together a real stereotypical redneck sexist pig style personal add. It was so over the top, thousands of women got the joke and called him….Shows to go ya…
Coinguy over 12 years ago
hmm, in america, this is an ad a female would post. They figure anyman is lucky to have them, no matter what they are
hoopsyoyopid over 12 years ago
lol! pig, don’t you have a girlfriend, pigta? cheater!
tombetterton over 12 years ago
You can be honest about your strengths and not reveal weaknesses so readily, but Pig just isn’t that clever is he.
Wallaby over 12 years ago
Pig isn’t ugly.
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
At least he’s honest.