Bottle: Everyone knows '97 was the best year for California wines. Bottle: Somebody needs to take a cork outta that guy.
And you’re just the wine to do it.
One good whine deserves another.
I think a nice “box of wine” would add atmosphere to the club.
And fake wine.
OMG what are they drinking?!!
Just like a teenager.
Cannibalistic wines?
You might think that the ‘97 Chateau is a bold wine, but connoisseurs know that it’s usually dry and dull, with a heavy, long aftertaste.
That wine is corked.
Most whine comes from sour grapes.
That’s the spirit!
Presumably the ’97 has some claim to be a California wine (bottled there?) but it sounds as if it was made from Texas grapes.
That wine bottle can’t hold his liquor
lol @ the bar name. The Crushed Grape!
This is obviously a classier neighborhood then where two-buck Chuck hangs out.
Thunderbird and Mad Dog 20/20 are produced in California, but their vintage is what week they were made, not what year.
Hey, respect your elders!
I drink no wine before it"s time.
What time is it? I’m thirsty.
Go to your room for that one.
Mmmm….wine is fine but liquor is quicker.
I made some spinach wine whilst stranded on a deserted island. Made me sea green. Ngh ngh ngh(that’s a Popeye laugh)
wasn’t regan govenor then?
Bang
…zoom!
bangzoom..
He won’t be boasting when his wine all runs out.
Kick him in his kick.
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margueritem over 12 years ago
And you’re just the wine to do it.
otforever over 12 years ago
One good whine deserves another.
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
I think a nice “box of wine” would add atmosphere to the club.
doc white over 12 years ago
And fake wine.
Commentator over 12 years ago
OMG what are they drinking?!!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Just like a teenager.
bbadenov over 12 years ago
Cannibalistic wines?
corzak over 12 years ago
You might think that the ‘97 Chateau is a bold wine, but connoisseurs know that it’s usually dry and dull, with a heavy, long aftertaste.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
That wine is corked.
Dani Rice over 12 years ago
Most whine comes from sour grapes.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s the spirit!
prrdh over 12 years ago
Presumably the ’97 has some claim to be a California wine (bottled there?) but it sounds as if it was made from Texas grapes.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
That wine bottle can’t hold his liquor
moogiedoogie over 12 years ago
lol @ the bar name. The Crushed Grape!
cleokaya over 12 years ago
This is obviously a classier neighborhood then where two-buck Chuck hangs out.
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
Thunderbird and Mad Dog 20/20 are produced in California, but their vintage is what week they were made, not what year.
Alison84 over 12 years ago
Hey, respect your elders!
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
I drink no wine before it"s time.
What time is it? I’m thirsty.
Cuddleman over 12 years ago
Go to your room for that one.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
Mmmm….wine is fine but liquor is quicker.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I made some spinach wine whilst stranded on a deserted island. Made me sea green. Ngh ngh ngh(that’s a Popeye laugh)
danlarios over 12 years ago
wasn’t regan govenor then?
zeecue over 12 years ago
Bang
zeecue over 12 years ago
…zoom!
zeecue over 12 years ago
bangzoom..
iced tea over 12 years ago
He won’t be boasting when his wine all runs out.
J Short over 12 years ago
Kick him in his kick.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee over 5 years ago
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