Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2012
Transcript:
Jeffrey: I hear you're outraged, Danae. Danae: Yes I am, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Then so am I! Danae: No, you can't share in my outrage. Jeffrey: Uh... why not? Danae: Because topping my list of outrage is stinky, booger-brained boys. Jeffrey: OK, now I'm outraged! Danae: Too late. My apathy cancels out your outrage.
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
Ya know, I was about to post a comment, but it was political, and I thought, “Why ruin a good joke?”
doc white over 12 years ago
Not me. this time. lol
chireef over 12 years ago
well let me see … there was three politicians talking to St. Peter at the pearly gates … no … that is totally improbable…
nerdhoof over 12 years ago
Politicians are always calling each other stinky and booger brained in different words.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
We may have used up all of the political ranting, over on Doonesbury, this week.
Superfrog over 12 years ago
You can be outraged and apathetic (I’m annoyed and I don’t care) but you can’t be apathetic and outraged (I don’t care and .. aw the hell with it).
tigre1 over 12 years ago
My boot up her buttressed unworthy opinion. Amazing. A child who could barely babble two yhears ago thinks her opinions are now worth something…hie her to a nunnery, for sure.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
No…a kennel.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Nightshade, I haven’t even read the other comments yet,OK, I did catch a glimps of Dogs…. but I want to thank you…
gjsjr41 over 12 years ago
Geez, people…..this is getting outrageous. :)
Varnes over 12 years ago
OK, let me try this….a metaphor for the introduction of “Eve” into the garden of Eden?…No? Yeah, I didn’t think so either…Best to not stir up sexual politics….Doh!
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
So even if Dems and Repubs agree to be outraged about the same thing, they still can’t reach common ground because of who they are? Sounds about right…no wonder 2/3 just don’t care anymore. THERE! There’s your political comment! Now everyone else just move along, there’s nothing to see here…
Oddname over 12 years ago
The stinky, booger-brained boy, aka Freud, once said: ‘The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”’
puddleglum1066 over 12 years ago
I think Danae’s final line defines my response to outraged politicians. Can’t wait to use it when I get the next “Aren’t you outraged by…” political call.
bagbalm over 12 years ago
The difference is when I was a kid if a little girl said this about boys her teacher would just smile, knowing hormonal changes would give a new outlook. Today the teacher is likely to say – Right on sister. They are pigs.
cb795 over 12 years ago
I think every voter ought to have a lapel button that states, " my apathy trumps your outrage!"
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
You spoke too soon. There’s always some bleep bringing up politics.
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
Either Danae’s statements will become ironic when she falls head over heals for that boy in high school or they’ll be prophetic when she falls head over heals for a girl at a feminist rally in high school.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
Apathy ALWAYS trumps outrage. Now what ever happened to those Occupy folks….?
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
I would never vote for CENSORED because he is an idiot.
VirginiaCityLady over 12 years ago
Ahhhh, come on, now. Danae is doing what she does best: understand nothing, but comment anyway.
phoenixnyc over 12 years ago
So anyone wanna start a betting pool on when Danae and Jeffrey tie the knot?
dabugger over 12 years ago
Now Danae what really is dis outrage stuff? Ha can’t be so without particulars. Things just don’t work that way and giving your boy friend a bad time due to being a really sore head is not being outraged; that simply being a brat.
Ernest Lemmingway over 12 years ago
Wait a minute. If her apathy cancels out Jefferey’s rage, does that mean someone else’s apathy cancels out Danae’s outrage?
DrJKnows over 12 years ago
Three politicians are at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says “Hi Mitt”
Varnes over 12 years ago
Oddname, it depends on the woman from my experience….
Varnes over 12 years ago
bagbalm, I’ve been teaching since the 70’s. You can’t be from this planet. If you’ve heard anyone on this planet say something like that and you believe it, you’re an idiot, or you have to accept the fact that you’ve been duped…….Go ahead, argue with yourself…we’ll wait…
Varnes over 12 years ago
What? No takers on the sexual politics? Even though it’s all over the news that Republicans are going to outlaw women next year? Dang, I don’t know if I should thank you folks, or be outraged!
Varnes over 12 years ago
Vonne Anton, I’ll consult Carter and the Princess and get back to you…but hey, ya gotta love the idea of Martian MILFs, Moms I’d Like to Free from boredom….
CKO86 over 12 years ago
Respectfully, Mechanic, I’d say the day for Wiley’s retirement is overdue by at least ten years.