Pickles by Brian Crane for March 12, 2012

“Putting on some extra weight are we Earl?”

Beware of flying buttons. Wear protective eye covering.

My DRYER gets a death grip on almost all of my clothes by the end of the summer.

Give it to the dog, It will probably fit him better than you Earl.

Is that what happens when you buy a shirt from a place called the Gap?

Clothes shrink in the closet

Earl looks ripped in that shirt.

And the shirt will be the one to die.

I went to Goodwill and got rid of the shirts that shrank in the dryer.

It look’s like one of my shirt’s 8^(

Earl’s looking like the incredible hulk.

Well since jeans with holes in them are all the style and cost way too much, I say hang on to it and maybe it will become the latest style also. I am now rich with the inventory of jeans with holes in them. My wife wanted to throw them out!!

Hmmm…My shirts started to be “form-fitting” when I reached my mid-30’s.

I think Earl picked up Nelsons shirt by mistake…

Maybe it is one of Nelson’s shirts. Earl’s eyesight isn’t what it used to be.

Where is Earl’s belly button?

Their dog looks very perplexed with the whole conversation!

Hahahahaha! Excellent one, Opal.

xxx

LOL!!! :-D

ever notice that shirts that have extra buttons never have a button pop off