Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2012
April 02, 2012
April 04, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat, my friend Timmy is coming over today to help me dig a ditch. He's really short and has a beard. Rat: Is that him? Pig: What happened? Rat: I thought it was a leprechaun hiding it's pot of gold. Pig: He really shouldn't wear green. Rat: Hey. I did get a wallet.
Gluteus Maximus almost 13 years ago
Rat: The not-to-subtle pickpocket. BTW, isn’t it way past St. Patrick’s Day?
zero almost 13 years ago
Oi! every day can be St. Paddy’s. Faith & begorrah Bridget where’s me green beer!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Erin go Bragh!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 13 years ago
My love for Rat is as strong as ever. He’s my favorite character!!!
Yontrop almost 13 years ago
At the first panel, I was sure there was a pun coming.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Oh, no! They’ve killed Timmy!Pig is kinda cold about it in panel 3.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sisyphos… I’m sure he’s just trying to save his soft-hearted empathy for his poor, guilt-ridden friend Rat.
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Life’s a ditch!
walruscarver2000 almost 13 years ago
Erin go braless
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I didn’t know you had to beat up the little guys to get the pot of gold…
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
The mugging at the end of the rainbow.
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
I guess this is not the Timmy that Lassie was always saving.
Spamgaard almost 13 years ago
Did he have a Green card?
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
“He really shouldn’t wear green.”
Thanks, Geraldo!
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
I thought maybe Rat was after his Lucky Charms.
petersg_99 almost 13 years ago
Maybe this will work: Hey Stephan, how about a nice hot steamy Reuben – http://www.arbys.com/menu/market-fresh-sandwiches/reuben.html
corzak almost 13 years ago
Check to see if he has a green card, Rat.
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
“Looks like we’re going to need another Timmy”
JeffdlS almost 13 years ago
Dat bad break, Timmy.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Awwwww, That’s cute and absolutely hilarious.
xxx
DavidEssman Premium Member almost 13 years ago
ah the ‘only the pearls’ caption contest panel
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Rat needs to contact Travelocity and get the gnome out of there.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Rat-a-tat-tat…
Joey Blau almost 13 years ago
my my.. rat is violent. what did that little guy ever do to him?
Chibi-robo64 almost 13 years ago
Oh Pig. When will he stop defending Rat and just kick him in groin again?
s_roberts99 almost 13 years ago
Hey Pastie Boy, I got 100 more comments than you today! Greg Evans
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
Ooooooooh, that dirty Rat.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
I’m surprised Timmy isn’t seeing the rainbow.
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
Leprechauns can show up any time of the year—just need a rainbow.
cutiepie29 almost 13 years ago
Oh sure, Pig. Blame the victim! “He shouldn’t wear green?” Like that’s a good excuse for rat to assault a poor workman like that? HAH! My kitty is going to get you one of these days, Rat. She thinks you look like a great chew-toy.
m.l. over 12 years ago
Snuffles the Mute Terrorist Cat almost 2 years ago
Is this Timmy Failure?