Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile: Zeeba neighba... Zebra: What? Crocodile: Dere no barrier. No bush. No fence. Nutting stop us keel you. Dis beeg moment me wait for. *fist bump* *chest bump* Crocodile: Speech! Speech! Crocodile: Okay...uh...good knowing you...me hate you face...die. *AARGHHH* *THWACK THWACK* Crocodile: Guy protected by force field, Bob. Curse you, techmology.
Moishe3rd over 12 years ago
Oh, the cruelty of Zeeba…. I am calling for a UN investigation of unreasonable force used against Crocs by Zeeba! Look at them!These poor, hurting, helpless Crocs!When will this horror perpetrated by Zeeba end?When will the hatred ever enc?If only Zeeba would simply negotiate with the Crocs. If only Zeeba was willing to give up his tasty body in good faith to the Crocs. All of this senseless violence would be over.Condemn Zeeba NOW!
margueritem over 12 years ago
Foiled by technology yet again…
water_moon over 12 years ago
Fits in with the “bird-brained” crocs, except I don’t think they could find their way home if they migrated more than 5 blocks away.
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
Reminds me of a “Garfield” strip where Garfield sees two birds and bumps his face in the window. The birds laugh at the misfortune, leave and Garfield leaves. Then Garfield holds up a worm whereupon the previous birds bump into the window. (25 Feb. ’96)
patatomonsta over 12 years ago
it funny because it true
Varnes over 12 years ago
OK, this makes me hungry!!! Follow me here…it was a slider door that did the crocs in. Slider is another name for White Caste….I’m hungry! Nuff’ said…(with all due respect to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby…)
Gluteus Maximus over 12 years ago
THIS JUST IN… The newest technological breakthrough has just been officially named GLASS. All retarded crocs with speech incapabilities BEWARE!!!
Board up the windows!
Bar the doors!
All female and children crocs are to hide in the cellar with AK-47 assault rifles UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
ALL male adult crocs are officially DRAFTED into the WAR on GLASS!!!
« This calming news broadcast is now over. This has been 105.6 The Calm. »
firedome over 12 years ago
double pane (double pain?) glass in the door…
corzak over 12 years ago
That was a very touching and heart-felt speech by Bob.sniff Beautiful . . .
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Zeeba Neighba played the crocs for pigeons, it seems. Maybe they weren’t aware that he had had these new full wall-height windows installed replacing the old-fashioned windows with sill that he used to have. Hey, Larry and Bob! Don’t get your noses all bent out of shape!
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
I love that Zebra just doesn’t react through any of this.
KenTheCoffinDweller over 12 years ago
Probably the same cleaning service that Apple Uses on their glass doors.
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I see that Stephan resisted the urge to do an April Fool’s strip. Of course the crocs are fools in any month.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Crocs need to take up that force field with the neighborhood association’s architectural committee.
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
The comparison to certain humans is overwhelming.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
The glass is full but the crocs’ heads are half empty.
rolleg over 12 years ago
Yeah, what is it with that “technology” – screws everyone up.
finale over 12 years ago
The “Pennys” of the reptile world.
corzak over 12 years ago
I’m still deeply moved by Bob’s “speech”. It’s sublime . . . almost haiku.
finale over 12 years ago
Double dose at Cul De Sac.
Number Three over 12 years ago
I LOVE the sixth panel.
LOL LOL xxx
V-Beast over 12 years ago
You must wash your pants in window cleaner, because I can see myself in them.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Drain the swamp…urgent. Repeat: drain the swamp…
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Get ahead of the crocs in life…defense NEVER wins, ultimately…so…drain the ‘swamp’…
Ermine Notyours over 12 years ago
No one has mentioned Pastis’s contribution to Cul de Sac this week? That’s in the April Fool’s tradition of cartoonists doing each other’s work that happened once a few years ago.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Adding insult to injury, Patty later tells Larry to wash their force fields.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
It is nice to see Pastis has added a touch of glass to his strip today. One can really appreciate his artistic ability – it shines in Cul De Sac today. . . . . . . .☻
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nice job at Cul de Sac, Stephan!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
One word: Windex.
A_NY_Outlaw over 12 years ago
Pearls on Cul de Sac strip today too. Double bonus!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Gardol!
koos42 over 12 years ago
Lol, you guys all seem to think the fourth wall is made out of glass.
joe_is_awesome over 12 years ago
mission : FAILED…again
Varnes over 12 years ago
Josh, be careful what you wish for…I keep my slider crystal clear. And I’ve planted my face on it several times thinking it was open..
6604mill over 12 years ago
Stephan, This is starting to feel like a roadrunner vs coyote scenario…I may have to start rooting for the Crocs !!
bmonk over 12 years ago
The crocs tried to force their way to Zeeba, and were left out in the field. Foiled by techmology.
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“Any sufficiently advanced techmology is indistingushamble from magic.”
finnygirl Premium Member over 12 years ago
I encourage everyone to go look at Stephan’s Cul de Sac contribution today! :-D
librarymom over 12 years ago
Hee Hee, same cleaning service Apple uses, that’s funny.
boreas2 over 12 years ago
why ?????
and 1 strip isnt an arc
lynnskay over 12 years ago
I LOVE the croc/zebra strips, and arcs.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
For when your neighbors are highly moronic Crocs Windex ensures a streak free shine to all yes glass surface. Yes windex will get your glass so clean they’ll never know it’s there.
Castigo over 12 years ago
I guess Windex really does give windows that streak free shine.
comicgal10 over 12 years ago
Wow that’s clean glass
fire_and_flames over 12 years ago
will they learn that it is a glass door and not a force field?
m.l. over 12 years ago
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Did you see the future croc strip with the croc with the bent snout?
dabombdgdjr over 4 years ago
so close… yet so far
Rat over 4 years ago
You know what’s funny is that they almost had him this year… haha COVID….
Aldew Yellowson almost 4 years ago
Thank god he bought crocodile-proof glass.
Bob da croc over 3 years ago
Me good at speech huh?