Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2012

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    imbaldeagle  almost 13 years ago

    Must be the new political news show.

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    jpsomebody  almost 13 years ago

    He must have graduated as the top of his class.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 13 years ago

    OK Susan, top this on your Spinet. “You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)”

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    otforever  almost 13 years ago

    I bet she could teach him how to really gyrate.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I hate to say it, but she looks a little top-heavy to me.

    Then again, guys usually think that looks good in those tight tops.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Anyway… good comments tonight, everybody before me!And Baldy, was that a challenge?Funny — but I never consider it a contest, just a free-for-all.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Top o’ the mornin’ to y’all. Oh, wait, little late on that……

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Maybe that’s why those all hyperactively perky little aerobics instructors always seem so dizzy and so tightly wound…it’s the spinning classes! I’ve always been tempted to stop by a gym and ask how much wool I’d need to bring if I wanted to sign up for spinning class….just to see their expressions.But that would be bad.

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    DuHhozr  almost 13 years ago

    Miss Turvy I presume?

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    DuHhozr  almost 13 years ago

    TOP IT! When in the whirl will it topple?

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    How do you top a car?Tep on the brake, tupid.

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    celeconecca  almost 13 years ago

    I hear it’s tops in its class

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Somebody got their strings pulled here.

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    Michelle Morris  almost 13 years ago

    ♫You’re the top!You’re the Coliseum.You’re the top!You’re the Louvre Museum….I’m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,But if, baby, I’m the bottom you’re the top!♫

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    That’s a lovely outfit she has on!

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    konradh  almost 13 years ago

    Can anyone explain yesterday’s panel? I know the band Blue Oyster Cult, but did not understand the Rolling-Stones-Sticky-Fingers tongue singing a Stones song. What was the overall joke?

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    DuHhozr  almost 13 years ago

    J.Short, I think that would make her a yoyo! I didn’t see any blonde hair! Or did they make tops also?

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    DuHhozr  almost 13 years ago

    Which Yoyo Man comes to mind now. Loved the Smother Brothers!

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    The Brothers Smothers are big heroes of mine. They seen their duty an’ they done it. I didn’t forget everything from the sixties…

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    Little Miss Tink  almost 13 years ago

    Hey, I remember those spining tops. Me and Josh had a messof them when we were kids! What were they called?

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    I’m spinning like a top,all out of control,my ears go pop!I was made a fool.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Konrad — they weren’t Blue Oyster Cult; they had a Blue Oyster Cult poster on the wall, along with a Pearl Jam poster and one for Zinc.

    Not actually the Stones either, but the spawning days of a mollusc band somewhere under the sea.

    Still doing their own versions of hits from other bands, and waiting to be lifted from obscurity by the net, and ride their wave of fame.

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