Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2012

It might help if Bob wore pants.

You won’t get over it.

He probably wishes he’d stuck to the regular pommel horse, even though his coach said it was pointless.

Gonna leave a mark…

No pain, no gain!

I’ve always thought the handles alone were enough of a threat

Now he’s known as Bobette.

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww! thats got to hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch.

Did OSHA approve the pommel unicorn device – I think not!

That’s what he gets for competing in the women’s event.

I agree with acesover; the reason this is controversial is because it’s performed without pants.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

I’ve heard that the original Olympians competed nude.

IN the wazoo?

Can’t wait to see the pommel centaur event.

He won’t be shaving for a long while! And his voice will be higher than Tiny Tim’s!

That hurts just to look at this strip today! (I wonder if any newspapers that carry it censored this one?)

So do the diagonal marks define it as a screw? Hmmmm

I personally wish I could see one of those in real life…