Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 30, 2012
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Alice: Don't you like dinosaurs? Petey: I used to, but scientists kept changing things - they used to say that dinosaurs were big, mud-colored, lumbering behemoths! I liked that! But now - now dinosaurs run around acting silly and they come in bright colors like pink and orange! And some have feathers or fur! And they make noises like bicycle horns! Alice: Fuzzy pink dinosaurs! Cool!
margueritem over 12 years ago
I’m with you, Alice!
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
I lost faith when brontosaurus became apatosaurus.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, so they all died off of embarrassment.
J Short over 12 years ago
Yeah, you have to make up something new if you’re going to sell your book.
J Short over 12 years ago
Remember the movie Sleeper. Woody Allen: “Cigarettes are good for you now?”
rolleg over 12 years ago
One day coffee is bad for you, two weeks later it does no harm to you.
kjs9 over 12 years ago
The sissification of a noble animal..
autumnfire1957 over 12 years ago
So Dinosaurs evolved to slippers.
AlisonFarmer over 12 years ago
And so sarcasm wins the day….
Jkiss over 12 years ago
And now a teridactile isn’t even a dinosaur anymore. Yes I know I didn’t spell that right. :-)
Commentator over 12 years ago
Right on Petey! Is it a Pterodactyl or Pteranodon?
Piksea Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m with Alice! Dinosaurs are way more interesting now. Brightly colored and furred/feathered is way cooler than the big camo lizards they used to be.
totalspaceman2010 over 12 years ago
I’m sure scientists are now seeking funding so they can search for proof of the fuzzy, pink, Alicesaurus.
tazz555 over 12 years ago
When i 6 or so, i loved dinosaurs…still do buts thats not the point…i was like alice. Every little detail about them would blow my mind
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s right, Petey. They went around all day in feathers and fur and wearing bright colors. That made it so hard to get dates that they just died out. (At least it was hard to get dates they could reproduce with.)
Miba over 12 years ago
I’m with Petey! When I was a kid I loved dinosaurs! I studied and studied on them. Then when I was older I found out that everything I had spent my time learning was wrong cause scientists change their minds every other week and almost all my knowledge was outdated! And if you follow their “new discoveries” you’ll see a lot of it’s lies. Like they found two skeletons laying next to each other and decided that they were one skeleton and crammed the pieces together till they made one mutant dinosaur that was clearly made up of parts from two individual ones. So I’m out. I still love the concept of dinosaurs but I don’t take any knowledge on them to be true.
SamwiseCr over 12 years ago
Brontosaurus was ruled an invalid species name in 1903…Pterosaurs, such as the pterodactyls, have never been considered dinosaurs. There are are all archosaurs, a division of reptiles than includes the crocodilians.The big change in recent decades is the idea that birds should be classed in there with dinosaurs. There’s still a lot of debate about that.It says much about the sorry state of science education that a lot of people don’t get the core idea that science is all about finding past errors, correcting itself, and improving the body of knowledge. If science wasn’t always saying “oops, we had that wrong, but now we’ve learned more” then it wouldn’t be working.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
King Kong uses them for slippers