Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 16, 2012
March 15, 2012
March 17, 2012
Transcript:
Here you are walking with ...scissors? I borrowed them from a friend. Why borrow you could have bought them from somewhere. I already bought a pair now I only need to open the packaging You should've used a knife or maybe not.
Jkiss almost 13 years ago
You would be better off with the jaws of life Horace.
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Ellen DeGeneres said it.
The Hammer Premium Member almost 13 years ago
When scissors are packaged so that scissors are required to open the package, that is known as “Catch-22”….and note, Horace was not “Running” with scissors…he appears to be ambling.
mimismom almost 13 years ago
I read somewhere that more people are injured trying to open the packaging than by using whatever device inside the package.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
At least scissors have plenty of curves and crevices so the shrink wrap can’t cling too close. Opening those CD cases was far worse. Even scissors sometimes didn’t help.
WaitingMan almost 13 years ago
May I recommend a high-intensity argon laser?
InTraining Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Use tin snips to open scissors….. ! ! !
comicnut4636 almost 13 years ago
How about a lttle bit of plastic explosive? Naaaaa that would just destroy the product inside.
Product: Destroyed.
Packaging: Intact!!
policelimit Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Those damn plastic welds in those packages make them nearly impossible to open!
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
The previous day, he tried to buy a quart of Universal Solvent – but he had nothing he could put it in.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ask them to open it at the store. I do. But it isn’t as funny as this…..