Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 30, 2012

Declare Your Independence. Get the burger, but tell them you want to Have it Your Way.

Patrick Henry ate there. He was way over the top:“Give me catsup packs or give me death.”(Or is it ketchup?)

Please – it should be purFuit of happineFF. (Thank you Stan Freberg)

Looks like Ol’ Tom took that pursuit of happiness thing to heart. Just ask his slaves.

Wii the people!

bet his burger chefs are a tad underpaid……as in slaves

Does that meal come with liver tea?

Olde Thom would be run out of San Francisco.

Sounds like a pink slime place to me.

And the missing department of “for the welfare of the people” of the citizens. Not sure of the exact wording.

right now it’s for the welfare of the very tiny top%. Seems that most people and all politicians think it’s such a good idea to help the deserving filthy rich. The the catch as can" poor" whom the say are not worthy, even though about 40& are innocent children along with the elderly and the disabled.Does everyone Know that Medicare does NOT pay for the deaf to get hearing aids?.

if you see this: Stan Freberg, History of the USA, Part 1. I was actually able to find it online and downloaded all of it as my parents won’t let me have THEIR album…