A friend of mines wife doesn’t cook at all. She tried to cook a hotdog for herself. Put the hotdog in a bun with mustard, etc.into the microwave and set it for 10 minutes. It exploded and burned out the microwave. The new one has a lock on it.
Retired now for 10 years with my wife in poor mental health, I do all the cooking now. I’ve always liked to cook, and I put together some pretty gourmet meals in my opinion. I will never be as good as she was. I’ve found the most helpful thing to cooking is someone to keep the bowls, pans and utensils clean. She enjoys doing this so much that sometimes the item is in the dishwater before I’m through with it. I really miss the long gone lady I once had. Alzheimer’s is a terrible disease.
An acquaintance of mine (a lady) has NEVER cooked in her life, even though her parents were in the catering business. She exists on fast food, only drinks Coke (with rum). Her husband and son have to do all the cooking. She is now in her eighties.
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
His hat must of slipped down over his eyes.
margueritem over 12 years ago
I’ll be kind and say peanutbutter.
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Ah, the Good Old Days! They don’t make ’em likethey useta!
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Looks like my kitchen after my daughter cooks.
Sandfan over 12 years ago
PoodleGroomer over 12 years ago
Curry paste or Marmite.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Oh Andy… You’ll never learn.
Even though Flo complains about doing all the work, You should still leave the culinary to her!
Andy + Cooking = Total disaster.
xxx
Number Three over 12 years ago
Andy Capp 1958
I haven’t sent these for a while.
I have many favourites but THIS one is definitely Number One!
Get the Giggles every time I read it.
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
A friend of mines wife doesn’t cook at all. She tried to cook a hotdog for herself. Put the hotdog in a bun with mustard, etc.into the microwave and set it for 10 minutes. It exploded and burned out the microwave. The new one has a lock on it.
dahawk over 12 years ago
Retired now for 10 years with my wife in poor mental health, I do all the cooking now. I’ve always liked to cook, and I put together some pretty gourmet meals in my opinion. I will never be as good as she was. I’ve found the most helpful thing to cooking is someone to keep the bowls, pans and utensils clean. She enjoys doing this so much that sometimes the item is in the dishwater before I’m through with it. I really miss the long gone lady I once had. Alzheimer’s is a terrible disease.
LV1951 over 12 years ago
Worcestershire Sauce or A1?
Mr. Majestyk over 12 years ago
Looks like Andy made his sandwich exactly the way that the 4th Earl of Sandwich taught him.
kkgenesis over 12 years ago
Hi Dahawk, so sorry to hear about your wife. It must really be hard for you. She sounds like a lovely lady. Good luck & God Bless the both of you.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Dahawk, thoughts and prayers for you and your lovely lady. You are a good husband indeed!
aarken over 12 years ago
An acquaintance of mine (a lady) has NEVER cooked in her life, even though her parents were in the catering business. She exists on fast food, only drinks Coke (with rum). Her husband and son have to do all the cooking. She is now in her eighties.
Sandfan over 12 years ago
I did post one, but now it says “image moved or deleted”. I have no idea what happened.