The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 19, 2012

‘Fitted’, riiiight…..

Jerry cuts holes in his skivvies…I don’t want to know.

I think Jerry changes his skivvies whenever the EPA comes knocking.However, my confidence in the rightness of the world is re-established. Joy is donating coupons to the homeless for mustard, Saran Wrap and Betty Crocker cake mix. Somehow I know that these are items highly prized—and appreciated—by them. And I’m sure that Joy wouldn’t give expired ones, would she?

Marg and Simpsonfan…..I don’t even like the fact that the question ever crossed my mind. I could swear Joy’s “Sew What” T-shirt has a flying saucepan on it…..I know I’m really tired but… ????

Hey, they could get fitted for caftans…After all, couches get fitted for slipcovers.Wouldn’t you just love to be the one who fits them with shoes, though??shiverYeah, Mikie, I was thinking about that gift to the homeless too.I think they should all come to the Pennys’ house with their new boxes of cake mix and saran wrap..and insist on using the oven….and ask for a nice ham sandwich to put mustard and saran wrap on.

Marg from yesterday —

Oh Marg… yes, I saw your comment and I wondered why you asked about it….so I went back and discovered I’d accidentally left you out when I thanked people …..I certainly didn’t mean to…..I was just very tired, from which I’ve still not recovered.

Please forgive me…. after all, we have a business to run.

I think 200 gallons for a start.I know it’s a bit risky, but that’s only 1600 pint bottles, and come June, there will be at least 100 people every day at risk of seeing Jerry at the beach.Plus the guys at the gym….

And you just know Joy will try wearing shorts downtown….and Verl will buy a “sexy” nightgown, so the salesperson will need some.It’ll be popular, never fear!

Leaky get back here!

I’d give your kaftan a good fitting, but i’m a married man.

Professional fittiings would cost money. Can’t have that.

Jerry is getting hairier.

Looks like the Darwin Sisters will be visiting “Omar the Tentmaker” today.

I wonder what she needs to call a locksmith for.

I thought it was mustard color saran wrap and have no need for that color either. On Joy’s shirt that is no flying saucer, but a spool of thread like some of my fabric stores. I also have no idea why she needs a locksmith, unless Timmy locked himself in the bathroom.

The real “fitting” kaftan for those two would be just a blanket tossed over them. Forget the hole. That would just left the heads be seen.

Maybe she needs to “jimmy” the lock.

Marg…..??

And Arch — Verl and Joy appeal to you?

“Make Do Plumbing Contracting Service”? Okay, I tend to look for scatalogical implications in these cartoons. “Like Jerry does with his skivvies,,,” Am I way off base?

Marg — yes thank you so much… and I hope you’re doing something fun… or failing that, at least interesting!

Coot —-To me, the implication is that Jerry cuts a hole in his skivvies….to what purpose is left to the imagination…but I can’t imagine any other purpose than what you probably have in mind.Then again, does it take THAT long to simply pull them down??YUCK!!!MARG!! Now I’m going to have to be our own first customer!!

Yes, The brain bleach is needed for all the Crustwoodians!We really need to watch for anything

Fun to watch for anything