Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 05, 2012

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Mine ended when I discovered there were other people…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    I’m a guy, and when I go shopping, I walk briskly to the item I need and walk briskly to the sales register. My only problem is other people…They’re walkin’ down the isles slowly, like they’re in a park or something, and gabbin’ and just plain getting in the way!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Now, if I’m in a sporting goods store, or a decent hardware store on a Saturday morning, that is appropriate behavior…

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    otforever  over 12 years ago

    — Quite Contrary!

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    He must be around the corner from Ballard Street

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Looks like his suit is a little to airtight!

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    Just wait until he finds out about flesh eating bacteria!

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    Superfrog  over 12 years ago

    He looks like he’s been watching too much Star Trek.

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    Peabody-Martini  over 12 years ago

    Every spring, you can count on it. That’s why I live somewhere it rains 300+ days a year.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 12 years ago

    dragon: Two words, radioactive pollen!

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    Oak trees and pine trees have sex this time of year and you have to deal with it.

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    roctor  over 12 years ago

    Wearing that suit with a brief will get you cavalier attention.

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    bagbalm  over 12 years ago

    If trees are having sex that means I’m breathing…Oh yuck!

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    I had a Cavalier attitude…. until it rusted out.

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    EDinWAState  over 12 years ago

    @richardelguruWell said, gasp, mutant bees, gasp, attacking, gasp… hail falling out, gasp, cough, cough, hack, no time to, gasp, tellllllllllllll aargh!

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    EDinWAState  over 12 years ago

    GRUESOME AIN’T IT?

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    gijoe76  over 12 years ago

    Look like Larry’s been hanging with the folks on Ballard Street

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    The problem is that everyone is packing pistils these days.

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    Alabama Al  over 12 years ago

    I was just about to make the same observation. The emblem should be the biohazard warning symbol, not the radioactivity warning symbol. To give a benefit of doubt, perhaps Wiley Miller knew better but decided more people would be familiar with the radioactivity symbol. Or perhaps the radioactivity symbol was easier to draw and more distinctive than the biohazard symbol.

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    steverinoCT  over 12 years ago

    @Alabama_Al, @DragonTBeing so picky about a freakin’ comic strip is absurd! Plus, you both beat me to it.

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    listmom  over 12 years ago

    Oak, pine, beech, maple, dogwood, etc etcHe must live in Atlanta! (we beat the record this year — pollen count above 9400!)

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    SaraRundle  over 12 years ago

    pollen count? no kidding. normal is around 100 (according to the weatherman) we’ve been over 4000. generic benedryl w/headache relief, here I come.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    tree sperm all over my car. porch. lawn chairs.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    used car dealer down the street, sign: “Military Spring Special!! Free pollen included with every purchase!”

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Larry needs to be more careful…he left his front door open!

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    colcam  over 12 years ago

    The invisible pollen is what causes your health issues, but we see the larger pollen and blame it. The large pollen acts as a warning that the nasty stuff is after us, so be thankful when you see puddles of pollen.

    As one UK visitor said— Atlanta was the only place on earth were cats turned yellow in the spring.

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    Potrzebie  over 12 years ago

    Is that a soviet-era surplus suit?!

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    We have snow mixed with our pollen this morning, and the crocus may croak, well, they’re tough, ain’t no pansies!

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    dabugger  over 12 years ago

    dats nothing to sneeze at…..

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    DavidGBA  over 12 years ago

    Too bad it is a radiation suit, not a biohazard suit?

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    tomielm  over 12 years ago

    @Peabody-Martini: Doesn’t help. I live in the Seattle area. Still gasp and wheeze when spring arrives.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 12 years ago

    Ah, hayfever. The surest sign spring is here. Even though the temperature is below freezing.

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    Spamgaard  over 12 years ago

    It’s all fun and games until the world is overrun by giant, mutated pollen spores…

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    Grover Premium Member over 12 years ago

    radioactive larry

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    It’s an allergy inducing jungle out there!

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    oldguy2  over 12 years ago

    You’re getting doused with tree sperm!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Who knows what this means?

    Maybe that’s why Wiley used a “Radiation Hazard” symbol!

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