Close to Home by John McPherson for April 05, 2012

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    phuhknees  over 12 years ago

    Better than pink slime?

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    Meatloaf smoothie sounds good.

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    My least favorite food is celery. The only good thing about it is that you can floss your teeth with the strings when you’re done eating it.

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    coffeeturtle  over 12 years ago

    Hey! Not turtle milk!!

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    Well, I was going to sit down to breakfast.

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    libbydog  over 12 years ago

    Ewww to all!!

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    ceekerr2010  over 12 years ago

    How do you milk a turtle?

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    ceekerr2010  over 12 years ago

    First, you get an itty bitty milking stool…

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    Albertaguy  over 12 years ago

    The one and only funny part of the movie “The Animal” was badger milk. But at least a badger is a mammal.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I just read in our school newletter yesterday that they now have the school’s vending machines rigged up to their main computer system so that the vending machines will shut down durring the lunch hour so that the students will be forced to eat more nutritional food durring that time. Then they will turn back on again after lunch hour is over with.Glad my days down there are over with. When I went there,you could buy what was called a “Shake Break” which was achocolate type of drink in a bottle durring lunch hour from amachine. But, like everything that was any good, they don’t make that stuff any longer.

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    Train 1911  over 12 years ago

    wonder why kids skip class

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