Woman: I told my friend I was looking for a stable relationship, and she fixed me up with a centaur.
Does he like to horse around?
Just as long as he don’t expect her to eat the flowers he gives her.
At least they’ll save on gas.
She would be right to turn left and exit. The centre is not what it’s cracked up to be.
What the hay!
get a room
a horse of course
But is he a good dancer…. ? ? ?
Everybody has this conventional idea of what a centaur looks like. I saw a marvelous version of this years ago in a Playboy cartoon. Half man and half horse… but it was man from the waist down and horse from the waist up. Could work out that way.
The best centaurs and fauns are to be found in C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia.
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jpsomebody over 12 years ago
Does he like to horse around?
Gator007 over 12 years ago
Just as long as he don’t expect her to eat the flowers he gives her.
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
At least they’ll save on gas.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
She would be right to turn left and exit. The centre is not what it’s cracked up to be.
lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago
What the hay!
revisages over 12 years ago
get a room
danlarios over 12 years ago
a horse of course
InTraining Premium Member over 12 years ago
But is he a good dancer…. ? ? ?
ghretighoti over 12 years ago
Everybody has this conventional idea of what a centaur looks like. I saw a marvelous version of this years ago in a Playboy cartoon. Half man and half horse… but it was man from the waist down and horse from the waist up. Could work out that way.
iced tea over 12 years ago
The best centaurs and fauns are to be found in C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia.