Monty by Jim Meddick for April 10, 2012

Is this stress caused by a fear of clowns on unicycles or is that previous wash room skit still playing on his mind?

I don’t think it’s a clown. It looks like a doofus.The spawn of Carrot Top and Dilbert’s boss.

Actually I’ve never been in a museum that specifically forbade unicycles

Oh, man that dude’s a lousy unicyclist…he wasn’t even juggling anything and he knocked things over.!

You mean Moon Dog hasn’t had that recurring dream about the Goddess Dianna shooting him in the booty with an arrow?…………….Hmmmm…. Perhaps I’ve said to much…..

Arrgh! That is one scary dream! All the stress of being a museum guard causes me to laugh, however. I’ve known some museums and museum guards in my time, and stress rarely is an issue (except, I grant you, when there is an armed theft; that can be stressful for survivors).

Just another night in the Museum.

Come on, Moondog. I thought you were mentally tough.

and legal will ask creative to talk to pr about how

just switch to lite beer for a while.

Number Six, yup, while he was putting on his make up…..

That crazy guy on the unicycle looks like Monty’s brother or cousin.