Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 05, 2012

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    otforever  over 12 years ago

    What a bird brain.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    beviac, they only get a couple a year…they aren’t even endangered…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    I went to visit my friend in New Harmony, IN. She was in charge of making sure dignitaries and various artist had everything they needed. Simon Verity, (Google him..) was working on a fountain at the time. We had gone to a place in southern Indiana that is the farthest north territory of the Bald Cypress. We were sitting on a bench listening to the creepy sounds in the swamp. An eagle flew overhead, and Karen said , “Hey a Bald Eagle..” and pointed at it. Simon looked, and in his English accent, ask, “Is everything around her bald?”

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    I wonder what they taste like road kill?

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    We had a family of eagles hanging around our lake last summer. We’d put out fish carcases on logs and they’d fly down to get them. It was fun to watch and to see how close they would get.

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    dmdip  over 12 years ago

    Donald Trump?

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    clucky  over 12 years ago

    Isn’t it discrimination to allow Native Americans to kill anything ??

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    celeconecca  over 12 years ago

    reincarnation of Ted Kennedy?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    With that hair he could be elected President.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “I’m not just the President, I’m a client…of the Hair Club for Eagles.”

    (nah… that one was for the birds.)

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    It’s the turbo Shatner 3000

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Course, you know we’re not REALLY bald, don’t you? Just that our hair is white, and slicked down we LOOK bald. On the other hand, some of us don’t have as much as we used to….Wonder what it would feel like to use a blow drier?

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Merle Haggard – 75 tomorrow

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Silly bird. You’re still a bald eagle. Bald is used here in an older sense of the word: white headed.

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    Mythreesons  over 12 years ago

    ALL COMMENTERS !! If you like eagles, Google DECORAH EAGLES and watch three new chicks being taken care of by mom and pop.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Mythreesons, He’s considered the best in the world by many people. What an opportunity your sons had…I saw him carve beautiful cursive style writing in limestone with his favorite hammer and chisel. Incredible.. I have no idea how he does it. What if he made a mistake? And what he did at St. John the Divine is a work of genius on a large scale…

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