Pickles by Brian Crane for April 12, 2012

But I am, though.

Earl always starts off the day with a joke.

Occasionally the newspaper does contain news and inflamation.

Hate it when that happens with my iPad too…

I don’t care what anybody says. I think it’s funny. but then, I’m about as old as Earl.

I thought it was funny. You need to get yourself a sense of humor of Opal – ’cause you have none.

My Grandmother and Dad used to do that so this made me laugh.

A newspaper is Black and White and red all over.

ha..ha… That Old Nugget….

Actually, there were old magazines in the 1800s that you had to cut the pages open in order to read them.

Funny! Earl sounds like a gocomics commentor.

POW!….hahahahah good one!

this one made me smile…it was so much like my own father and my late husband…dumb jokes started the day and put a smile on my face…thank you Earl!

Excellent one, Earl!

LOL xxx

Hahahahaha! :-)

I have to do the same with those plastic bags at Wal-Mart toget them to open up… Very frustrating indeed. On a secondary note, I was once a Courtesy clerk at a local grocery store bagging groceries for customers. I was formerly repremanded for blowing on the plastic bags to get them to open up… I never did it since as long as I was there.Guess they figured the customers wouldn’t like that.I suppose they were right. It may be one of the reasons thatthey want to do away with them entirely and just use paper bags instead.

Guess what else is going to be hot? The sofa he’ll be laying on tonight!

Reminds me of the Johnny Carson “Karnak The Magnificent”

routine where he would always blow open the sealed letters..

I miss Carson ..