Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 12, 2012
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Bucky: Why are you watching American diving anyway? Why not watch one of the top countries? Rob: I'm not listening to you. Bucky: Approximately 90% of the world's best divers play soccer for either Portugal, Italy, Spain or Brazil. You get within 6 feet of an Italian in a penalty box, you get ready to see the best bird-shot-in-flight impression you've ever seen. Rob: Not listening. Bucky: A six year-old portugal kid dives at an American college level, fact.
rshive over 12 years ago
Mixing metaphors…or whatever. Bucky is peerless.
Srover over 12 years ago
I saw it on Wikipedia!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Gotta agree with the Buckster on this thread.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
I’m always amazed at the miracle recoveries that occur also!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Such a beautiful way to insult…back-handedly. Outwardly, good natured, impressively aggressive. Yr humble and humbled acolyte blinks and genuflects amazedly. Rest assured that when your student here can adapt your aforesaid format to personal use, it will be done…unfortunately you will get neither credit nor cash from my selfish exploitation, yet it pleases me to think that you understand…and maybe grin a bit…as you realize this is real appreciation. Thanks for something notable and worth learning! Please accept my flattery…because the admiration, it’s real, too…as an artist you may be more moved by my learning from you. Thanks, man. You ARE great at your work.
the burser over 12 years ago
the neuritic cat! get yours today
Varnes over 12 years ago
I’ve been in a few dives…….
Kathe over 12 years ago
Bucky must watch a lot of soccer on TV.
Guilty Bystander over 12 years ago
For sure Darby Conley watches a lot of soccer, or enough to point out how diving hurts the sport (especially among Americans who already think it’s boring, usually because they don’t take the time to understand it…sort of like cricket, another great sport we don’t “get” stateside).
revisages over 12 years ago
that’s buck shot. for he makes a hollow point.
Allan CB Premium Member over 12 years ago
This is the point in time, when Rob should say "ok, you’re outta here. Here’s your “RED” card, get out of the house, and don’t come back." LI’d have done it years ago, myself, but, meh … Satch is just so much better and nicer then Buckey.
PShaw0423 over 12 years ago
Wow! Bucky’s on a roll.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ah, Bucky. He just makes things up as he goes along and almost makes sense in his tiny, warped world. What is missing is a comment from Satchel which is totally off the mark from his usual misunderstanding.
smollett over 12 years ago
The Buckster, as usual, demonstrates his superior understanding of the worthlessness of soccer
byamrcn over 12 years ago
Agree with the cat 100 percent.
bergamot over 12 years ago
For once Bucky is complimenting Italy, you’d think Rob would take what he can get.
connie over 12 years ago
So stupid, I’m not looking.