Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 03, 2012

Finally! Paper that clears the pipes instead of clogging them.

It’ll cut way back on the amount of TP that your family goes through. Think of the savings!

It’s especially painful if you have hemorrhoids.

Just like John Wane brand t.p., rough and tough and won’t take s……. um, never mind.

Kinda like sandpaper I’m guessing. Probably # 2

I wish I still had my old Wacky Packages stickers.

Parisi must either be as old as I am, or young enough that his parents are. I remember when those stickers and things first came out.

This kinda rubs me the wrong way. Jofish10 – That’s a great line. : )

I was a big fan of the first two series of Wacky Packs. I didn’t get a complete set, but I was close!

Why did this remind me of Taco Bell?

Ya know what burns my butt! Used to be a flame about 3 foot high, but now…………

That looks very uncomfortable. I wonder how well that company does?

YOW! Burning toilet paper!

I heard they promote it with Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire”

Abrasive? Sheet, mon.

@KA7DRE – My son brought this one home from his German class:What’s the difference between German toilet paper and sandpaper? Sandpaper has a smooth side.

For the really tough guys, the police get the 3rd Degree paper?

As I’ve said for decades, you never appreciate the comforts of home more than when you’ve had to use a public restroom that uses 40-grit TP. Of course, this is 40-grit for the home; and I’ve experienced that in some people’s houses, too…

YES! WACKY PACKS I remember those when I was little. Remember LIPTORN Molten Lava Hot Soup?

rofl – “you’re on the hot seat” XD

There was an SNL ad parody in the early 80s for “Macho Wipe”, a toilet tissue for Real Men, available in regular and extra coarse. It was funny precisely because there were many actual commercials at the time for products that tried to go for macho appeal. Most of them were equally silly, if not more.