The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 04, 2012

And some fresh lemon to squeeze on the fried fish. Good Morning All

I have to admit I love Burl’s comment today.

Leaky I hope you have a note explaining your absence yesterday.

Sounds like a neat way to have an informal party for no reason; just to have fun. If that’s Connie’s plan, then why in God’s name would she ever, ever invite the Darwin women and their (in)significant others! I agree, Marg, Burl’s comment is clever.Joy is onto something, though. Going a whole day without mayo is like going a whole day without bacon. What’s the point of going a whole day at all under those circumstances?

SusanSunshine’s

Bottled in Crustwood USofA

Yes, thanks for the promo, x_Tech, but it’s “Susan & Marg’s Xtra Strength Brain Bleach"… and yes, it’s bottled right here in Crustwood, and available direct from us.Cheaper and stronger than that commercial brand you showed yesterday.Support your local business.

Actually half the bottles say“Marg and Susan’s”

Sorry to hear you had a bad day, Leaky.Hope the healing is progressing well.I tried to tell you it’s too soon to go back to that club with the mud-wrestling matches.I know the girls are pretty… but two at a time is just too much with your bad shoulder.

Meanwhile…. Crustwoodians, I’m ashamed.It’s finally happened.Too much time with the Pennys.As soon as Verla said “We have to bring something,” my fingers were ready to type “Tartar sauce!”And then Burl said…. cough, choke…the exact same thing I was thinking.Nooooooooooooooo……

I can go a day without mayo…as long as there is Miracle Whip. :)

Now that was funny right thar!

I can go a whole lifetime without mayo OR Miracle Whip – especially with the great variety of mustards out there not made by Kraft.

I couldn’t go more than a week without bacon though.

Zatarain’s Creole Seasoning would be preferable. What say you, Leaky? Or Maybe Chef Paul Prudhomme’s Magic Guppy Seasoning. Tartar sauce is so Crustwood though.

Maybe they could zip over to the Dollar Dump and pop for a faux coral or a little submarine for the fish tank. For a $2 investment they could more than eat that at the party no matter what the menu is.

Finale’s way of approaching the dilemma is much more “Pennyesque” a thought pattern than the shock/surprise of Burl’s snappy/yet snarky comment. I am actually more worried, Finale, that you MAY be catching the Crustwoodian virus that Susan was fearful of. Be careful, be very, very careful to try to NEVER think like the Pennys!!!!!

BURL has this just right….! BUT…. it won’t be a bottle…. just a collection of packets from different fast food joints….. ! ! !

Burl, I recommend you bring wasabi instead – show you really are THE Classy Crustwood Curmudgeon.

bet he shows up with a bag of those leftover fastfood tartar sauce things.

Susan, Marg, I’ll take two bottles of Brain Bleach!! One of each lable.. The check is in the mail……….

Nice Dr. Seuss reference on the wall (well, except for the last fish which should be blue)! LOL!

If you guys/gals could see the crowds of people they have at the Jazz Fest, it’s unbelievable.They are from all over the country and are having a blast sampling all the food at the different booths, and they are thoroughly enjoying all the bands and good music.They have their lounge chairs and umbrellas all set up for the weekend.

People will have Cinco de Mayo here but I dislike much Mexican food, and art fairs are not as much fun as along Lake Michigan here. If Cuddles were here I would take her but Fitzroy does not enjoy crowds as she did. I do not like very spicy foods (Korean either)

Ray, google “jazz fest 2012” and click on the tab that says “food”……………MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Good one today.

Especially like the “tartar sauce” comment and the “Say it; don’t spray it” shirt.