Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2012

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    waswild  over 12 years ago

    hey, im first

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    legaleagle48  over 12 years ago

    It gives new meaning to “too stupid to live,” doesn’t it?

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    ACK! Poor, stupid Burt.

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    Phatts  over 12 years ago

    … applied darwinism in action …

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 12 years ago

    At least Igor wasn’t the test subject for Frankenstein’s resurrect the dead experiment.

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    At least it wasn’t Bob this time. Poor Burt. What a crushing defeat.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    I wouldn’t want a job like Burt’s; too much pressure.

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    LiviaBay  over 12 years ago

    Poor Burt …R.I.P.

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    God bless you face, Burt. :⌇

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    hawgowar  over 12 years ago

    Burt get waxed as often as Kenny on South Park.

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Burt has become a Bob! And a tiny, compact one, at that!.Nice of Larry [?] to keep Zeeba Neighba informed of the crocs’ latest failed wacky capture-plan.

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    lastangelman  over 12 years ago

    Zeeba Nay-bah is fortunate he lives next door to what must be the dumbest tribe of crocs that Nature ever spit out. Heaven help him if he ever ran into a real crocodile.

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    aprice_bcd  over 12 years ago

    Perhaps it is a different Burt or bob each time – I mean the Crocs don’t seem smart enough to even thing of more than 3 or 4 names between them

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    Bill Chapman  over 12 years ago

    There’s stupid, and then there’s those who WORK at stupid – and nearly all the crocs fit in the last category.

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    Burt = Bob Reincrokinated

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    unnormal  over 12 years ago

    It’s touching to see Larry’s (?) compassion for his fellow croc.

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    shimoon  over 12 years ago

    Yes he does, crocodile, yes he does

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    Michelle Morris  over 12 years ago

    I knew someone was gonna wind up in there!

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    knight1192a  over 12 years ago

    Poor Burt, we hardly knew ye. Oh well, Zeeba Zeeba Eata has plenty of other members.

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    phaze58  over 12 years ago

    So where did zeba’s huge wall go Hmm answer me that Mr Pastis ?

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    djsabc  over 12 years ago

    Call the gang from Swamp People and put the croc’s out of their misery.

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    Burt couldn’t take the pressure of being a professional scientist.

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    Logical Duck  over 12 years ago

    It doesn’t appear to be plugged in.

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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    Pastis increased the compression codec of Burt’s image so that he would download faster.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 12 years ago

    I wonder if Burt came out of the compactor shaped like a croc boot.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Teeny, tiny Burt now go after grasshoppers for deener.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Gee, if Larry had used a shredder, would we now have crocodile tears?!? . . . . ☻

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    jeeman77  over 12 years ago

    deet sound veery fun burt.

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    JR6019  over 12 years ago

    All dat screameen. It terrible. Hurt ears.

    Do not try this at home. Leave it to the professionals.

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    XtremePearls  over 12 years ago

    again, the idiot crocs strike.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Do these crocs stay dead or simply come back to life like rat and pastis has?

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    As a retired scientist, I agree that a professional should not get emotional over the results of an experiment. It tends to skew the interpretation so that the facts may be missed. Since Burt “screams a lot”, you better repeat the experiment with Bob & continue with others of your tribe until the screaming stops. Maybe anesthesia would help.

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    Logical Duck  over 12 years ago

    Well, it depends.

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    ironflange  over 12 years ago

    Some of those crocs ought to be wearing red shirts.

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    firedome  over 12 years ago

    now, you see? this is why i love the crocs. sure, they’re basically a one-joke group of characters, but i love the way stephan tells the joke so differently, each time! i fell off my chair laughing at this punchline at work today. good thing no one else was in the break room when i did!

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    fatjimi  over 12 years ago

    My gawd Larry, take out the stinkin’ garbage, will ya?

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    the burser  over 12 years ago

    his was a sacrifice for the greater good :B

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    NJ Lyon  over 12 years ago

    To quote Stephan;“Another day, another croc death. Poor little guys.”

    Although I’m not sure if ‘poor’ fits. Change it to ‘stupid’ and it would be perfect.

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    m.l.  over 12 years ago
    Do me tink? Me know. Reminds me something, my good friend Quincy Ho said.
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    Soroxas  about 12 years ago

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    Pearlslover01  almost 12 years ago

    59

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    ZeebA16  over 11 years ago

    62 dead crocs.

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    phobos  over 5 years ago

    76 crocs…

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    freed.elena04  about 4 years ago

    The best part is that as I’m reading this, right above the comic is an add for hefty bags!

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    Guacomole monster dog man yee  almost 4 years ago

    david and ethan acosta will see this one day

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