The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 18, 2012

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Such tiny hands…

     •  Reply
  2. Willin 2
    bluskies  over 12 years ago

    He may think that, but my guess is that he bombed out.

     •  Reply
  3. Willin 2
    bluskies  over 12 years ago

    In the immortal words from “The Odd Couple”, when you “assume” you make an a$$ of U and ME.

     •  Reply
  4. 062
    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    If you think his hands are small, you outta see his whichamacallit!

     •  Reply
  5. 062
    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    If you can’t be handsome might as well be handy!

     •  Reply
  6. Robby
    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    It’s difficult for him to ‘grasp’ the meaning of the situation.

     •  Reply
  7. Ytinav
    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    Looks like it’s going to be a while before hell freezes over.

     •  Reply
  8. New jaguar anim 200x200
    i_am_the_jam  over 12 years ago

    Not likely…

     •  Reply
  9. 13528869 1406386139378148 6844925710449982189 n
    omglorraine  over 12 years ago

    He’s about to become another victim….

     •  Reply
  10. Hacking dog original
    J Short  over 12 years ago

    I said,“When hell freezes over.”

     •  Reply
  11. 124836126 10224110425805978 8584177336050280575 o
    keltii  over 12 years ago

    Her knickers are showing!

     •  Reply
  12. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago

    then there was the Gahan Wilson cartoon with the two guys in the boat fishing and the nuclear explosion in the background.one guy says to the other "you know what this means? Screw the limit!and the other Gahan Wilson cartoon where two guys are on the putting green with the nuclear explosion in the background. one guy says to the other. Go ahead , finish your putt, the shock wave won’t hit for a few minutes.

     •  Reply
  13. Pussyhatpig
    TheWildSow  over 12 years ago

    Aaaack, it’s Doonese’s brother!

     •  Reply
  14. Frog4
    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    Unwittingly, Stuart lays the foundation for WW4

     •  Reply
  15. Catinma
    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Damn, his hands have already mutated!

     •  Reply
  16. White persian kitten
    Iwa Iniki  over 12 years ago

    Beth man not be the last lady on Earth, so look around.

     •  Reply
  17. Thinker1
    Fan o’ Lio.  over 12 years ago

    Hilarious comments today.

     •  Reply
  18. Popeyesforearm image
    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    that lady needs to run directly at that mushroom cloud and not stop. Rubbin’ that guy is a fat(e) worse than death.

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    JR6019  over 12 years ago

    From an old Designing Women: Not if you were the last man on Earth, dying and humanity’s last shot at procreation.

     •  Reply
  20. Ca411d48 e35e 4a21 b058 f79259484708
    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    Rebuildiing civilization is not on his priority list, as he’s not a very “handy” man……

     •  Reply
  21. Sea chapel
    6turtle9  over 12 years ago

    I had a girlfriend once with tiny hands. I loved her dearly, but I made the mistake once of asking for a massage. It was mildly painful, and uncomfortable but I pretended to enjoy it because we had not been dating long. We actually ended up dating for a few years. I strategically maneuvered out of many other massages but I could never bring myself to tell her I didn’t like it- get your hands off me!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From The Argyle Sweater