Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 07, 2012

Sounds like someone is hot to trot.

How does the centaur feel about this?

That story about the Photoshopped class photo is perplexing: They never explained exactly why they found it degrading or offensive.

Sorta like a Black Widow Spider’s mating habits? I’m glad I’m not a centaur here at FA!

Take a ride on the wild side.

I don’t think she conceived of that.

Something something like a horse.

He was the centaur-piece of her fantasies.

mating with a centauret would be problematic. you would need a step stool…

The museum had an exhibit of when they used that stuff to repave driveways, so I took the centaur tartare tar tour.

who’s the otters pops…

No telling what comes out of her mouth.

Eating it as a forbidden appetizer? Sinful starter centaur tartare.

Just be careful where you nibble. He doesn’t want it said that he doesn’t have enough to satisfy.

She’s in a rare mood . . . . ☻

What is a centaur? The cheapest girl in the house.

Don’t let Rick Santorum find out about this.

praying mantis?

Would a hundred centaurs be called a centaury?

Centaurs really do mate:

http://www.wired4space.com/launch-sites/cape-canaveral-afs/atlas-5-to-launch-juno-from-cape-canaveral-tomorrow/attachment/569382main_2011-06-24-2-1600_1024-768

Then you could do it with stile.

there’s that net that #6 is always talking about. and you hit the back again…: )

I never quite heard it called that.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!

This one might be over the line…