Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 21, 2012

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    Wallaby  over 12 years ago

    Ooh, the comics, please!

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    hsawlrae  over 12 years ago

    The same ones in government who want the U.S. Constitution rewritten, want all those rewritten as well. Figures.

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    cleokaya  over 12 years ago

    Or with recent revelations, Tiger Woods has once again become the comic section. Hale Hank Haney.

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    Someone’s gonna be savin’ him a warm place beside the fire…

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    Kali39  over 12 years ago

    This is the Mt. Sinai Street Journal. We don’t have sports or comics.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Kali — hey, who knows… that’s not written in stone.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    If those were Android tablets he could be visiting GoComics.com.

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    hard news? more like op-ed

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    alcors3  over 12 years ago

    In a few thousand years the Obamessiah will rewrite the whole thing and usurp Moses and God.

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    LOL

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Hard news? I fart in your general direction! There is no such thing as hard news, real news or in depth news, anywhere in the U.S. We are the most uninformed population in the world in many ways…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Oh! A recent entry! Thou shalt smite booger brained boys…(as if there were any other….) Yup! Just came up….

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    roctor  over 12 years ago

    Send the gratuitous form letter from catholic league.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 12 years ago

    Moses was asked to come forth, but somehow managed to run third.

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    luvcmx  over 12 years ago

    Except for some of the comments.

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    “Lazarus, come forth”“Moses, let your people go”“Jesus, come again”

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    Sadly, all the people like that were killed in their sleep.

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    russell.albrycht  over 12 years ago

    How interesting, this could apply to a certain Canadian News broadcast too…

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    People, you ARE the comic section!

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    dpwheel  over 12 years ago

    @DrToonNo I don’t

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    Gokie5  over 12 years ago

    “The Latest Decalogue,” by Hugh Clough

    Thou shalt have one God only; whoWould be at the expense of two?No graven images may beWorshipped, except the currency:Swear not at all; for, for thy curseThine enemy is none the worse:At church on Sunday to attendWill serve to keep the world thy friend:Honour thy parents, that is, allFrom whom advancement may befall;Thou shalt not kill; but need’st not striveOfficiously to keep alive:Do not adultery commit;Advantage rarely comes of it:Thou shalt not steal; an empty feat,When it’s so lucrative to cheat:Bear not false witness; let the lieHave time on its own wings to fly:Thou shalt not covet, but traditionApproves all forms of competition.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    Comics, please. Modern day Moses you are preaching to the choir. Who sends thousands to war, but never comes out without a nick? Who votes themselves a pay raise then takes away Medicare? etc.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    And lo! Though ye only spake unto us a humorous smite of mine own news preferences, Wiley didst cause to come forth the anti-religion and anti-Christian pestilences to comment in their commentary way. Alas, poor Yorick! (Oops, wrong reference!)

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    If there were any Christians alive today…I’ve met maybe two in my lifetime…they’d be living like Thoreau and tougher than the Taliban, but not as compromising…and we’d be stringing them up just like the old days, because they can be mighty uncomfortable to be around…everything you know is WRONG, and according to the BOOK you’ve never read, they are right and every serviceperson and every politician…every one…plus the rich guys Jesus tossed out of the temple and the camel who will never get thru the eye of the needle…is NOT a Christian. Read the Book with the rules in it yourself.

    I actually tried being a Christian and failed miserably. It was sooooo much easier to become a Green Beret. You have probably not tried EITHER. Just as well.Don’t read the book, follow your leaders or local pulpitliars…

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    kamwick  over 12 years ago

    I always laugh when the righties try to make a case that the Ten Commandments are just fine for everyone and should therefore be plastered all over our public, tax-supported institutions.

    They obviously forget that their first commandment does NOT apply to everyone.

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    underwriter  over 12 years ago

    Sharuniboy, what a gracious way to say “Wear the #$%^& shoe!”

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    LV1951  over 12 years ago

    Thou shalt love thy GoComics!

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 12 years ago

    As long as the commandments are fair and balanced, they’re OK.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    yeah. wholesale slaughter and banishment into the high desert with no food or water worked a LOT better.

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    Barbaratoo  over 12 years ago

    Love it! I LIVE for the comics every day! ;-)

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Um……….take two tablets and call me in the mourning?……..

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Tigre and Sturmmi14, what amazes me is, that by it’s very nature, our country has some of the best and the brightest people who have ever lived! But we also have people (A lot…) who seem to have no memory, or any idea how bills can become law. And, in the most educated countries in the world some people choose to not know the truth. Like the folks who believe we can drill our way out of gas prices and vulnerability to foreign powers………When, by all accounts, North America only has 2% of the oil in the world. Ignorance is bliss….

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    DaveLowell Premium Member over 12 years ago

    What’s really ironic is that some of the responses posted here match the response of the crowd in Wiley’s comic…

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    Let’s see, which comics could they be? BC? Alley Oop?

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    recordman  over 12 years ago

    Dude, you are referring to Mel Brooks “History of the World, Pt. 1”. I remember how funny it was then….

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