Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2012
April 24, 2012
April 26, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: You can't sell popokitty back to the villagers! Popokitty: Mew. Rip: The cat was just a distraction - so the villagers wouldn't notice the local witch doctor stealing their gold! Once the gold's gone, this cat'll be canceled faster than an NBC sitcom. Man: My daughter's the witch doctor's fiancee - who do you think sold him popokitty?! Rip: Well, thanks, I always wondered what a 5-pound hairball down the back of my neck would feel like. Popokitty: Hack!
epiphoney over 12 years ago
What real life cat would hang onto a person like that?
SkyFisher over 12 years ago
Yeah…Rip Haywire is normaly SOOOO lifelike for a comic!(Rolls eyes.)Huge pounce to ya epiphoney and all you other Haywire Hoolagans. (Best fan group name ever!)
rocketscientist over 12 years ago
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/47174636#47155467
Attack of the fatcats!
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
Wait. Mano the thief is the tribe’s witch doctor? But he’s not wearing a scary mask or a stethoscope or anything! Perhaps even a little plastic tag reading “Dr. Mano, WD” would help the villagers respect him and give him the positive reinforcement he needs so he won’t feel he has to steal their gold. He’s a bad guy now, but I’m just saying a little self promotion may have avoided all of this.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Let’s see, now…Girl sells PopoKitty to fiancee/witch doctor. Witch doctor uses Popokitty to steal everyone’s gold. Girl who sold Popokitty loves that idea. Rip and Co. come and end up rescuing Popokitty, only to run into old man who happens to be girl’s father, and now the old man wants to re-sell Popokitty to villagers…who are probably fresh out of gold by now.I’d hack up a hairball too, if my life was turning into a soap opera.