Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2012

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Rip: You can't sell popokitty back to the villagers! Popokitty: Mew. Rip: The cat was just a distraction - so the villagers wouldn't notice the local witch doctor stealing their gold! Once the gold's gone, this cat'll be canceled faster than an NBC sitcom. Man: My daughter's the witch doctor's fiancee - who do you think sold him popokitty?! Rip: Well, thanks, I always wondered what a 5-pound hairball down the back of my neck would feel like. Popokitty: Hack!