Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 08, 2012

francis should have forfeited

yea

I can see what this whole strip is about. I can see it now. Teddy and Nate try and teach Francis Yo Mama Jokes and when they teach Francis the jokes in class, Mrs Godfrey thinks Francis is talking to her and he gets detention!

Yo Mama’s so fat that she can’t hide behind a thick tree when playing Hide and Seek

Yo momma so fat, she gives forklift operators nightmares. Yo momma so staid, she makes people who play Scrabble on the weekend look like freaks. Yo momma so boring, just thinking about her makes me yearn to read War and Peace. Yo momma so behind the times, her Amish neighbors feel sorry for her and bought her a newer buggy.

I have a good one, but I don’t like these jokes

A game of “playing the dozens”. Difficult since Nate doesn’t have a momma.

Either Francis or Teddy should have gone with “Yo mama is so ugly that she has not shown her face around in all this years.” That would have shut Nate up. .Seriously, Lincoln: Nate is not in a position to start a Yo-mama battle.

“These aren’t the droids your looking for” , “Move along”. Same with this series.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

You momma so fat, she eats with a knife and forklift! Ah, memories.

Best “Yo Mama” line of the day!

Why? My mama taught me respect, and I still wouldn’t dare cross her on that one.

There you go Teddy!

Cool, Lincoln Pierce reads the comments!

Yo Momma’s so ugly, I can stamp her face into Cookie Dough and make Monster Cookies!

Your mother is so fat that she should eat a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner.

xD lolololo

Yo mamma’s so old she DIED…..

Yo mama so dumb that she threw a penny at the ground and missed.

whats with all the bad comments?????? I thought it was great

isn’t francis the quick-witted one?

Yo Mama so fat her poop is as the size of a dog.

Yo mama’s so slow, she mistook a snail for a beam of light.

Big Nate is the king of yo mamas, he doesnt even HAVE a mama so no one can insult her XD (that and the fact he is actually good at them)

Yo MAMA’s Ears are so big, Even Dumbo would Laugh.

Yo mama’s as bright as a back hole and twice as dense.

A modern classic, love this arc! Peirce is really good at these!