Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 09, 2012

And may the Lord take a Viking to you.

Gramma has no trouble meeting men.

Can’t an old gal have fun?

The March Val-Pak coupon didn’t specify that the “Mongolian Barbecue Take-out Special” was only on food.

The birth of the Horders reality show.

Betcha didn’t know that Gramma swings a mean Hammer of the Gods! But don’t worry, for peace and trust can win the day…

Grand-daughter must be Alliance.

For the Horde!

Clearly it’s been going on ever since Gramma got a Harley…

I’ve horde about people like this.

Not enough horde-able puns.

What’s in HER wallet?

Now THAT show I would watch.

Leave her alone. Now that the old man’s gone and the kids are out of the house, she can finally pillage all she wants.

She looks like a real battle axe!

Immigrant Song reference rocks!

hahahaha