Boy: Yeah, we're picked last again. But one day... one sweet day... they'll come crawling to us on their hands and knees. Where tax auditors come from.
i was once singing the song “Smiles” (There are smiles that make you happy / There are smiles that make you blue) and my wife said, “What kind of smile would make you blue?” I replied, “When the tax auditor says, ‘There seems to be a little problem with a couple of your deductions.’”
I was always picked last for sports because of lack of athletic talent, esp. in grade school, when I was next-to-smallest in the class. The only exception occurred when my athletic best friend was doing the choosing – then I was first. Also, first for spelling bees. I could see the point of not picking me for a team, and grew up reasonably well adjusted.
Reminds me of something from “Frasier”..Scene; He and Niles at a toy store, shopping something for visiting son Frederick. A guy sneers about the ‘nerdy stuff’ they’re looking for.Frasier’s retort something to the effect of; “well, MY nerdy kid just may be operating on YOUR kid’s prostate someday !!”
Reminds me of the Designing Women episode where Julia Sugarbaker annihilates Ray Don(the lounge lizard) in a restaurant and he, of course, turns up later to audit her business. Priceless.
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Explains it.
revisages over 12 years ago
tactful was as tactful is…as the team proceeds from the auditorium
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Didn’t apply for a six months extension?.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Love the buttcrack! If tax auditing doesn’t work out, there’s always plumbing.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Future Tax auditors showing pent up emotion? I didn’t think they had any personality. Wait I just got them confused with Accountants.
luckylouie over 12 years ago
i was once singing the song “Smiles” (There are smiles that make you happy / There are smiles that make you blue) and my wife said, “What kind of smile would make you blue?” I replied, “When the tax auditor says, ‘There seems to be a little problem with a couple of your deductions.’”
Varnes over 12 years ago
Don’t worry guys, those guys will eventually discover girls and you’ll have the court all to yourselves….
SoItBegins~ over 12 years ago
…cause I’m the Tax Man Yeaaaah, the Tax Man
EDinWAState over 12 years ago
Eexxiilleenntt!
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
I thought the big kid would be a plumber. He’s got “the crack.”
psychlady over 12 years ago
Dream on!!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
I didn’t see the crack, it looked like a belt loop over a tan belt.
starthrower50 over 12 years ago
This might explain every other officious bureaucrat too. Nothing else seems to.
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
Is there ANY situation that weapons or the implied threat of them cannot solve?
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
The tax man is a butt crack!
hcr1985 over 12 years ago
Like my mom used to say “Be kind to nerds..one day they may interview you for a job, and you don’t want them to remember the swirly you gave them!!!”
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
I was always picked last for sports because of lack of athletic talent, esp. in grade school, when I was next-to-smallest in the class. The only exception occurred when my athletic best friend was doing the choosing – then I was first. Also, first for spelling bees. I could see the point of not picking me for a team, and grew up reasonably well adjusted.
yimhere over 12 years ago
Like the old Swarthmore cheer: “We don’t care what you say – you will work for us one day!”
unca jim over 12 years ago
Reminds me of something from “Frasier”..Scene; He and Niles at a toy store, shopping something for visiting son Frederick. A guy sneers about the ‘nerdy stuff’ they’re looking for.Frasier’s retort something to the effect of; “well, MY nerdy kid just may be operating on YOUR kid’s prostate someday !!”
@spamgaard; “No.”
DavidGBA over 12 years ago
The worm turns ! What goes around comes around.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Another reference: Frank, who is banned from using the Kayak travel site.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Just so they don’t play shirts vs skins…that could get really ugly. Wouldn’t it be nice if tax auditors let us play HORSE over any discrepancies?
kpduty over 12 years ago
Reminds me of the Designing Women episode where Julia Sugarbaker annihilates Ray Don(the lounge lizard) in a restaurant and he, of course, turns up later to audit her business. Priceless.
treered over 12 years ago
would it be sexist to note that the girl got picked before either of them? :)
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
Okay……… so………. who is Bill Watterson?
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@Number Six:You are a wily poster, but asking for an apology seems like a non sequitur.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
@ Hobbes:
Can I join the He-Man Woman Haters Club?
rugratz2222 over 12 years ago
@treered … which one is the girl?
el8 over 12 years ago
and software gazillionaires