Monty by Jim Meddick for May 19, 2012
May 18, 2012
May 20, 2012
Transcript:
An' in 400 feet or so hang a left... Hey Dumb@#$ What the @#$#% is wrong with you?! Didn't you #%#%% hear what I said?! I said t'hang a @##%% left!!! Um. Do me a favor and switch the GPS voice to something other than Brooklyn mob caroregime. If you value your fingers, I suggest you do not touch my buttons, capisce?
tedunn5453 over 12 years ago
Mine is better. I have Ozzie Osborne telling me to take the *@#%ing motorway….
iced tea over 12 years ago
Where on earth are those two headed?
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Mine has the Sammy Hagar mode…
“I effing can’t drive 55.”
docopenhaver over 12 years ago
I found one that gave my GPS the voice of a Dalek (bad guys from Doctor Who). Every once in a while, after giving a notice to turn, it would start screeching “OBEY! OBEY!” I thought it was funny, but some folks I’ve given rides to got a bit disturbed.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Goes to explaining why I don’t have one of those Things in my car. I do fine without it, and have only the real Guys Who Know Guys to watch out for….
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
My wife gives me directions in the exact same way? Hmm, do you think she might be a mobster?
vldazzle over 12 years ago
I fint that useful when I am going to strange locations by myself, but when they give distance in portions of a mile I am often not sure where to turn.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I’m sorry, Monty, I can’t let you do that…Daisy Daisy,……