Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 29, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: If we're going to be best friends, you'll need to know all about me. I was born in a golden, palace, and a host of angel butterflies sang of the new era my birth would usher in. Also, my middle name is "DANGER." Marigold: You were born at Harbor General with a slight case of jaundice, and you middle name is "Grizelda." Phoebe: How did- Marigold: Read the patriot act.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
That is one savvy unicorn…
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
I like how Marigold looks like something from a medieval painting of a unicorn and not a horse with a horn.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Looks like there’s a little bit of Seuss influence.
galxcbaby over 12 years ago
One thing for sure, this strip definitely has good punch lines!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
nice touch with the magic. now i know how a unicorn holds a teacup.
StrangerCoug over 12 years ago
Didn’t think somebody with a middle name of Danger would be so cheap as to wear a $7.99 hat… (Also one of the few times I actually like political humor.)
So her name’s Phoebe Grizelda something-or-other.
Pokefan_Frank over 12 years ago
If she hasn’t changed the original concept too much, then yes, but we’ll have to wait for the unicorn to do the introductions. And I’m getting a sense that we’ll have to wait until the unicorn just “feels like it”
Pokefan_Frank over 12 years ago
I do like how the unicorn doesn’t even bother with physical exertion to drink her tea. I also love the little price tag. Does it say “In This Style” on the back?
rehling over 12 years ago
Getting better. Those were new ideas
TikiCarol over 12 years ago
The best comics appear effortless.A+
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nice eyelashes in the fourth panel.
Redhead55 over 12 years ago
Love the use of magic. Lovely art.
Elderflower over 12 years ago
According to my book on unicorns (I never outgrew my fascination with them) they have a body of a horse, a tail like a lion’s, cloven hooves – all these check out with Marigold. The only thing missing is the beard of a goat, but I can see that it would not be so asthetically pleasing. Just as happy is was left out – and by the accuracy of everything else, I expect that was intended.
Michael Russell Premium Member over 12 years ago
The closing joke in the last panel is Epic Fail for several reasons:(1) The Patriot Act is American legislation and even then only a small number of Americans even care about. As a result, the reference will leave many Americans and most non-Americans scratching their head wondering, “what is Patriot Act?”(2) The Patriot Act gave US Homeland Security more power to follow and track suspected terrorists. Therefore, the reference could imply the monochrome unicorn is a member of Homeland Security and that the unicorn thinks the girl is a threat.(3) Why is it necessary to put a political commentary into a comic strip about a girl and Her Little Pony? (oops, couldn’t resist)
A better closing joke would have been for the unicorn to say something like: “Can you say ‘Google’?”
rhinocerous over 12 years ago
Question for Dana Simpson. Does this comic strip draw any inspiration from Calvin and Hobbes? Phoebe sounds really similar to Calvin and Hobbes sounds really similar to Marigold. It follows along the same theme. Talking tigers aren’t supposed to exist and unicorns aren’t supposed to exist either.
PanicMoon over 12 years ago
Telekinetic Unicorn! Nice name, Marigold
Kali39 over 12 years ago
Never try to trick your unicorn. You can never win.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
I hope she’s not …because Hobbs is reasonably sane and Calvin is just a plain old psychopath torturing his poor parents and anyone in his radar. This strip is just starting…so I’m taking a wait and see attitude; besides its cute and beautifully drawn.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
Magic and a unicorn with attitude….I’m loving it. Keep up the great work Dana.
Destiny23 over 12 years ago
Perfect punchline! (I’m Canadian, and yes, I get it…) :o)
Justdar826 over 12 years ago
very sweet strip, I’m thoroughly enjoying it. guess I never outgrew my unicorn passion either.
josh_bisbee about 10 years ago
In the collection, Marigold’s answer to Pheobe’s question was “Unicorn”.
JackBlack1 over 7 years ago
Considering her horn gets Internet, she probably just looked over her data online.
BeatrizBroadfoot over 6 years ago
She has jaundice!
Akosuao over 4 years ago
so nice but one thing I want Phoebe to have long hair
matthewperez about 4 years ago
When I read this, I can’t help hearing Lisa Kudrow voicing the unicorn
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Time for some identity theft plans.
CAT EMPIRE LEADER over 3 years ago
My New Excuse Is: UNICORN
K. A. Lucas'95 8 months ago
Sun Hat Phoebe