Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 30, 2012

And the name of our favorite corner boutique: Marques de Sade’s House of Rusty, Pointy Thingys

Danae actually DOES her homework???!!!

I feel a great disturbance in the force…

Signs like that aren’t worth the paper they’re written on.

Red flag at night, father’s uptight. Red flag at morning, father take warning.

DUCK! COVER! RUN! HIDE!

From pensive to SEG. Thats are girl.

Danae’s new cause?

Oh no! There are some who should never learn to read. The irony of being a ‘Danae’. Kate and Lucy to the rescue….

Danae’s translation: Not responsible for anything that she may or may not cause to happen in the future….you go lil’ goth girl…maybe you’ll grow up to be another Abby Normal or better yet, Lisbeth Salander…..

The red flag should have been raised at birth.

Here’s a legal epiphany: If I become a politician, I can enact legislation that will MAKE crime pay!

Of such small portents and omens may great following events be ascertained…

An epiphany is scary but a legal one is downright terrifying!

Place your head between your legs and kiss your …. goodbye

Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

Hmm, isn’t that how Attila, and Cheney got started?

I guess I’ll just have to go to some other store to lose my marbles and fall down.

and to the store that doesnt post a no liability sign goes Danae.

Oh,yeah….this should be good!