FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 13, 2012
May 06, 2012
May 20, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I made you breakfast in bed! Paige: Hey! I was going to make her breakfast in bed! Jason: You snooze, you lose! You should've set an alarm clock like I did! Paige: I DID set my alarm! Jason: Well, then you should've set it to go off earlier. It's not my fault you didn't plan for competitors. Pagie: IT'S 3:00 A.M.! Jason: Don't yell. Dad's trying to sleep. Andy: Kids....please...
Ellen Gwynne over 12 years ago
Ah, the joys and perils of sibling rivalry.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 12 years ago
Ah the joys of only having one kid.
jonesb over 12 years ago
The joy of having a dog instead of kids.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Is she asking for more kids?
milania over 12 years ago
Ah, the joys of being single with 8 happy, perfectly-behaved German shepherds to love, and who love unconditionally in return. It doesn’t get better than that.
Strod over 12 years ago
Huh. You’ve never watched The Little Shop of Horrors, have you? :-)
kajunclown over 12 years ago
Ah, the joy of being homeless with no kids ,dogs, plants, OR beds…
Poollady over 12 years ago
Who WOULD’NT want breakfast at 3 am???
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
I let my mother sleep in today.
luna1sierra over 12 years ago
mothers day…might be nice for other moms, just another reminder of how much my relatives hate me.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
I gave my mom a nice card and a DVD of a movie she only got to see once by one of our favorite directors.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ah the joys of having 4 well-behaved cats — NOT!!
lightningsnowstorm over 12 years ago
why do all adults hate children?
lightningsnowstorm over 12 years ago
now, peter was probably gonna make the breakfast, but he would’ve eaten it. :)
Nyan the Cat:) almost 3 years ago
yes 3:00 AM