FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 13, 2012
May 06, 2012
May 20, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I made you breakfast in bed! Paige: Hey! I was going to make her breakfast in bed! Jason: You snooze, you lose! You should've set an alarm clock like I did! Paige: I DID set my alarm! Jason: Well, then you should've set it to go off earlier. It's not my fault you didn't plan for competitors. Pagie: IT'S 3:00 A.M.! Jason: Don't yell. Dad's trying to sleep. Andy: Kids....please...
Ah, the joys of being single with 8 happy, perfectly-behaved German shepherds to love, and who love unconditionally in return. It doesn’t get better than that.