Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 17, 2012

You should have used the Italian, Brewster.

The problem, Brewster, is that you need to open your eyes.

I see the two atoms whirling around inside Brewster’s head haven’t met up in a while…

The problem he sees is Brewster,,………

Is a manly salad tossed?

Good thing it wasn’t blue cheese dressing.

“Manly, yes, but aye like it too”

And so the world returns (since yesterday) to its usual unnatural order. :))

Is Caesar a manly salad?

And his face breaks out in croutons . . . ☻

Nobody’s perfetc.

Salads are not manly. Salads are not food. Salads are what food eats.

Um, Brewster, that says “Vidal Sassoon”, not “vidalia onion”…

I was always partial to Roquefart…..

Well, the cheese does stand alone. But youze guys are missing the point. ?What product endorsement can our Special Agent come up with that will be an utter disaster to everyone? Only the mega-stars get life contracts. Snoopy still does Met Life. Popeye had his own spinich label during the 50’s. Pink Panther did pink insulation….Out there, thattaway somewhere, the product guaranteed to bring respect of the galaxy and fear to the heart of Dirk Raider is…..drum roll. FRIED CHICKEN.

The salad is now strong enough for a man, but made for Brewster.

Easy solution. Have Dr. Mel concoct a formula that is BOTH a salad dressing AND a cologne.